Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you in our 7 years of marriage & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been tough for me. Your boss notified me that you quit your job today & that was just too much to bear any longer.
Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.
You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife.
Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, It’s over and I am leaving.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband,
Believe me, nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s definitely true that you & I have been married for the past 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been.
I watch my TV shows so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping, although that doesn’t seem to work.
I definitely noticed your haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ And since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I decided not to comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 long years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could make this work. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem!
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Mourning mom sells stillborn baby’s crib for $2: A week later, buyer returns it transformed
This grieving mother was shocked when the buyer returned her dead son’s crib during a yard sale a week later.Experiencing great joy when a baby is expected. Soon-to-be parents become excited thinking about the joy that will accompany bringing a new little one.
When Valerie Watts gave birth to a stillborn baby boy, her joy and emotions were devastated. She had been anticipating seeing her baby’s face.Her pregnancy went smoothly until an unexpected turn of events occurred.Watts thought, “I knew all week.” “He was moving less.” I was somewhat anxious.Baby Noah’s life ended prematurely in the womb due to a constricted umbilical cord.Watts was still depressed as hell. She was unable to part with the crib she had bought for her baby, despite the fact that he did not survive. Its presence in her house acted as a continual reminder of the tragic incident.Gerald Kumpula recalled her seeming uncertainty. Although he initially believed she might not want to sell it, she ultimately did.Kumpula owned a workshop on the outskirts of Cokato and lived not too far away. He wanted to buy the crib even though it wasn’t for sale when he saw it at the Watts family’s yard sale.Watts said, “I hesitated when he asked me if I was selling that, that he made benches.”Kumpulas was unaware of the crib’s history at the moment.”His wife asked how old my son was since I don’t use the crib anymore, and I told her that he had passed in July,” Watts said. “She was looking through my garage sale, at some of the baby clothes.”After making a few adjustments, Kumpulas returned the crib to the Watts family after recognizing it as theirs.Watts remarked, “I started crying instantly.”The seat Kumpulas constructed out of the crib comforts the mourning parents while also serving as a memento of trying times.
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