Após um casamento amargo marcado pela obsessão de Mike com riqueza material, Nicole surpreendentemente concorda em dar tudo a ele em seu divórcio. Mas enquanto Mike se deleita com sua “vitória”, a risada de Nicole revela um plano secreto em andamento. O que Mike não sabe é que ela está prestes a fazer seu movimento final.
Saí do escritório do advogado com uma expressão vazia, meus ombros caídos, parecendo exatamente a ex-esposa derrotada. A chuva caía forte, e o céu cinza combinava com meu humor — ou pelo menos com o humor que eu queria que as pessoas pensassem que eu estava.
Uma mulher passando por uma janela | Fonte: Midjourney
Lá dentro, eu estava zumbindo. Minhas mãos apertaram o aço frio da maçaneta da porta enquanto eu me dirigia para o elevador. Não havia ninguém por perto. Ótimo.
A porta do elevador fechou atrás de mim com um leve ding, e assim que fiquei sozinha, soltei uma risadinha. Não foi algo que planejei; borbulhou lá do fundo como champanhe finalmente desarrolado.
Quanto mais eu pensava no que tinha acabado de fazer, mais a ideia aumentava, até que eu estava rindo no elevador como um louco.
Uma mulher rindo em um elevador | Fonte: Midjourney
Se alguém me visse naquele momento, pensaria que eu tinha finalmente enlouquecido, passado dos limites por causa de todo o estresse, mas, ah, não, isso era só o começo. Tudo estava se encaixando perfeitamente.
A casa, o carro, as economias — Mike poderia ter tudo isso. Era exatamente o que eu queria. Ele pensou que tinha vencido, e essa era a melhor parte. Ele não tinha a mínima ideia do que estava por vir.
O elevador parou com um solavanco, e eu me recompus. Olhei para meu reflexo na parede espelhada do elevador: cabelo bagunçado, olhos cansados e um leve sorriso ainda pairando em meus lábios. Eu nem me importei. Isso seria divertido.
Uma mulher em um elevador | Fonte: Midjourney
Algumas semanas antes…
Mike e eu não éramos felizes há anos, mas não era apenas o tipo normal de desamor. Mike era obcecado com sua imagem. Ele só pensava em carros chamativos, ter a maior casa do quarteirão e usar apenas roupas de grife.
Tudo isso era uma performance, e eu tinha desempenhado meu papel por tempo demais. As rachaduras começaram a aparecer, e quando as discussões se tornaram mais frequentes, eu sabia que não demoraria muito para que o inevitável acontecesse.
Uma mulher atenciosa | Fonte: Midjourney
A questão é que eu não estava com medo do divórcio. Eu conhecia Mike, e sabia exatamente como isso iria acontecer.
Ele não se importava em salvar o casamento. Não, o que ele queria era vencer — vencer a casa, vencer o dinheiro, vencer o divórcio.
Tudo o que eu queria era me livrar desse estilo de vida pretensioso. Mas isso não significava que eu iria deixá-lo me ferrar também. Então, eu deixaria Mike ter o que ele queria, mas com uma pegada tão afiada quanto um anzol.
Uma mulher atenciosa | Fonte: Midjourney
Aconteceu numa terça-feira. Mike chegou tarde em casa, de novo. Eu estava na cozinha, fingindo rolar a tela do meu celular, sem me dar ao trabalho de olhar para cima quando ele entrou furioso.
“Precisamos conversar.”
Suspirei, mal mascarando o tédio na minha voz. “E agora?”
Ele bateu as chaves no balcão, e eu praticamente podia sentir a frustração irradiando dele. Ele sempre ficava assim quando as coisas não saíam do jeito que ele queria no trabalho, e, claro, eu era o alvo mais fácil.
Um homem irritado | Fonte: Midjourney
“Estou farto”, ele disse, sua voz baixa e firme. “Eu quero o divórcio.”
Pisquei para ele. Finalmente. Assenti lentamente, como se estivesse assimilando, mas, na verdade, eu estava preparada para esse momento há semanas.
“Ok”, eu disse simplesmente.
Ele franziu a testa, claramente surpreso. “Só isso? Sem briga? Sem implorar?”
Dei de ombros. “Qual é o ponto?”
Uma mulher olhando para a frente | Fonte: Midjourney
Por um segundo, ele pareceu confuso, como se eu tivesse tirado o vento de suas velas. Ele esperava resistência, esperava que eu implorasse para que ele ficasse.
Mas eu só precisava dar a ele corda suficiente para se enforcar.
As negociações do divórcio foram tão horríveis quanto eu esperava. Nós nos sentamos um de frente para o outro em uma sala de conferências estéril, advogados nos flanqueando, enquanto Mike delineava cada pequena coisa que ele queria. A casa, o carro, as economias; era como se ele estivesse lendo uma lista de compras.
Close up dos olhos de um homem | Fonte: Midjourney
E o tempo todo ele tinha um sorrisinho presunçoso no rosto, como se achasse que eu iria desabar e chorar a qualquer momento.
“Tudo bem,” eu disse, mal ouvindo. “Você pode ter tudo.”
Meu advogado me lançou um olhar que dizia claramente: “Você tem certeza?” Mas eu apenas assenti.
Mike piscou. “Espera, o quê?”
“Eu disse, você pode ficar com ele. Eu não quero nada disso, exceto meus pertences pessoais.”
Uma mulher | Fonte: Midjourney
Ele pareceu atordoado. “Você… você não quer a casa? Ou o dinheiro?”
“Não,” eu disse, me recostando na cadeira. “É todo seu.”
Seu choque rapidamente se transformou em alegria. “Ótimo. Então aproveite esta tarde para arrumar seus pertences. Não é muito, então deve ser tempo de sobra.” Mike olhou para o relógio. “Espero que você saia às seis.”
“Sem problemas”, respondi.
Uma mulher sorridente | Fonte: Midjourney
Ele se sentou mais ereto, seu peito estufado como se tivesse acabado de ganhar na loteria. E eu o deixei pensar nisso.
E isso me traz de volta ao momento em que entrei no elevador do prédio do escritório de advocacia e não consegui mais conter o riso.
Ao sair do elevador, peguei meu telefone. Meus dedos pairaram sobre a tela por um segundo antes de eu digitar uma mensagem rápida: Estou indo para casa para arrumar minhas coisas. Te ligo quando for a hora de fazer sua mudança.
Eu cliquei em enviar e sorri. Hora da verdadeira diversão começar.
Um celular | Fonte: Pexels
Arrumar a casa foi mais fácil do que eu pensava que seria. Eu não queria muita coisa, apenas algumas coisas pessoais, a maioria itens que guardassem memórias que não foram contaminadas por Mike. A casa era grande demais para nós dois de qualquer maneira, e sempre pareceu mais a casa dele do que a minha.
Eu estava fechando a última caixa quando peguei o telefone para fazer a ligação. Minha mãe, Barbara, atendeu no segundo toque.
“Ei,” eu disse, mantendo minha voz leve. “Está na hora.”
Uma mulher fazendo uma ligação telefônica | Fonte: Midjourney
Houve uma pausa, e então o tom familiar e direto da mamãe surgiu. “Finalmente. Eu estava esperando por esse momento.”
Mamãe não suportava Mike. Ela viu através de sua fachada chamativa no dia em que os apresentei. Mas a melhor parte? Ela nos ajudou a comprar esta casa. Ela era a razão pela qual Mike achava que tinha feito um ótimo negócio nela, e agora ela seria a razão pela qual ele a perderia.
Desliguei, sentindo uma estranha sensação de alívio enquanto olhava ao redor. Eu estava farto de fingir.
Uma mulher segurando seu telefone | Fonte: Midjourney
Na manhã seguinte, eu estava fazendo café da manhã no meu novo apartamento quando meu telefone tocou. Eu sorri quando o nome de Mike apareceu na tela.
“Olá?”, respondi docemente.
“Você me armou uma cilada!” A voz de Mike estava furiosa, praticamente espumando pela boca.
Coloquei o telefone no viva-voz, pegando um pedaço de torrada enquanto me encostava no balcão. “Desculpe, do que você está falando?”
Uma fatia de torrada | Fonte: Midjourney
“Sua mãe!” ele cuspiu. “Ela está… ela está na minha casa! Ela tomou conta de tudo!”
“Ah, certo”, eu disse, mordendo minha torrada. “Lembra daquele acordo que assinamos quando ela nos deu a entrada? Aquele que a deixa morar lá quando ela quiser, pelo tempo que ela quiser?”
Houve uma longa pausa, e eu praticamente podia ouvir as engrenagens girando em seu cérebro. Eu podia imaginar o olhar em seu rosto, a realização surgindo.
Uma mulher falando ao telefone | Fonte: Midjourney
Ele havia assinado aquele papel anos atrás, cego demais pelo fascínio de uma casa luxuosa para sequer pensar duas vezes sobre as letras miúdas.
“Você! Você me enganou! Isso não acabou. Vou chamar meus advogados—”
Antes que ele pudesse terminar, ouvi a voz da mamãe ao fundo, aguda e cortante pelo telefone. “Michael, é melhor você tirar os pés dessa mesa de centro! E pare de monopolizar o controle remoto!”
Houve um som abafado como se Mike tivesse se afastado do telefone, tentando sussurrar. “Barbara, esta é a minha casa—”
Uma mulher sorridente em uma ligação telefônica | Fonte: Midjourney
“Ah, cala a boca”, interrompeu a mãe, mais alto agora. “A casa é minha tanto quanto sua. E outra coisa, o que há com todos esses salgadinhos baratos? Você sabe fazer compras de supermercado? Eu não estou vivendo de jantares congelados!”
Tive que morder o lábio para não rir. Mike murmurou algo incoerente, sua frustração mal contida, mas antes que ele pudesse dizer outra palavra, eu a ouvi novamente.
“E abaixe o volume dessa TV! Você acha que eu quero ouvir essa bobagem o dia todo? Se você vai assistir a esses programas ridículos de carros, pelo menos abaixe o som!”
Uma mulher sorrindo | Fonte: Midjourney
Houve um estrondo alto, seguido por mais alguns murmúrios, e então o telefone desligou abruptamente. Respirei fundo, sorrindo enquanto me sentava à mesa.
A liberdade nunca foi tão doce.
Aqui vai outra história: quando ouvi meu marido aconselhando seu amigo a estragar deliberadamente as tarefas domésticas, senti uma onda de raiva. Aquele momento marcou o início de uma transformação em nosso casamento, uma em que decidi confrontar sua incompetência armada tratando-o como a criança que ele estava fingindo ser.
My MIL Sent Me a Huge Box for My Birthday – When I Opened It, Both My Husband and I Went Pale
My mother-in-law tried spoiling my birthday by sending me something horrendous as a gift. But this time, I refused to take her bullying and abuse, and with my husband’s help, I finally got revenge and the upper hand.
Two weeks ago, there was a knock at the door after lunch, and I wasn’t expecting anyone. The day, which happened to be my birthday, had started beautifully as I received calls from friends, warm hugs from family, and lots of love from my husband and our child. But little did I know that it was about to get messed up in a big way!
A happy woman talking on the phone | Source: Pexels
Mark was in the kitchen, wiping down the counters while our baby napped upstairs. I opened the door to find a delivery man holding a massive carton wrapped in bright, cheery paper. It was almost comical how oversized the box was, taking up nearly the entire doorway.
“Who on earth…?” I muttered to myself stunned as I helped the delivery man maneuver the box inside. Mark walked in, curious.
“Wow, that’s a big one! Who’s it from?” he asked, leaning against the wall with a slight smile.
A man smiling slightly while leaning on a wall | Source: Pexels
I shrugged, equally perplexed. As I started to untie the ribbon and peel back the wrapping paper, a small note slipped out and fluttered to the floor. I picked it up, instantly recognizing the handwriting. My heart sank.
“From the wonderful woman who gifted you a husband.”
I read it aloud, my voice tinged with disbelief. My husband’s smile faltered, and he took the note from me, frowning.
“It’s from your mother,” I said, my voice flat.
A shocked man reading a note | Source: Freepik
A quick flash of tension tightened Mark’s features before he masked it with a reassuring grin. “Maybe it’s not as bad as you think, Jane,” he suggested, trying to stay positive.
I wanted to believe him, but my gut told me otherwise. From the moment we met, my mother-in-law (MIL), Linda, made no secret of her disdain and dislike for me. It wasn’t anything overt at first, just small, cutting remarks.
“Oh, you work in marketing? How… quaint,” she would say, with that half-smirk of hers. “My son deserves someone who can match his intellect, don’t you think?”
An older woman sitting on a chair | Source: Pexels
Over time, the comments became more pointed, especially after Mark and I got married.
“You know, in our family, we value tradition. A woman’s place is at home, taking care of her husband and children. I hope you’re up for the task, dear,” she’d say. She also never missed a chance to remind me of my modest background.
And when I had our baby, her disapproval only deepened. She never visited us at the hospital, nor did she come by when we got home. Instead, she sent a terse email: “I trust that you’re both managing, though I can’t say I’m thrilled about the influence you’ll have on my grandchild.”
A stressed-out woman with a laptop in front of her | Source: Pexels
Mark tried to brush off her words, insisting she didn’t mean them the way they sounded. But they stung all the same. Now, with this enormous box in front of me, I was shocked and felt a knot of anxiety twist in my stomach. Was this her attempt at making peace? Or was it another passive-aggressive jab?
“Go on, open it,” Mark urged gently, though I could hear the unease in his voice.
With trembling hands, I tore off the rest of the wrapping paper, revealing a plain, nondescript box underneath. I hesitated for a moment before opening the flaps. The sight that greeted me made my heart drop.
A woman reacting in shock | Source: Pexels
I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. Inside was a mountain of clothes that were massive, outdated, and frankly, repulsive. They were all sized 3X and 4X. They were the kind of clothes that might have been fashionable fifty years ago, and that was being generous!
The fabric was dirty, frayed at the edges, and reeked of mildew, as if they had been stored in a damp basement for decades.
Linda’s birthday gift to Jane | Source: Midjourney
My hands shook as I realized what this was, a cruel, calculated insult. Linda wasn’t only mocking my modest background; she was trying to humiliate me in the most personal way possible!
Standing beside me, Mark turned pale as he took in the sight of the clothes. Without a word, he grabbed his phone and dialed his mother’s number immediately, his face hardening with each ring.
A man holding a phone to his ear | Source: Pexels
When she answered, my husband didn’t waste any time! “Mom, what have you done!?” he snapped, putting the phone on speaker so I could hear both sides of the conversation. There was a moment of silence before Linda’s voice came through, cold and dismissive.
“What’s the matter, Mark? Don’t you appreciate a thoughtful gift?”
“A thoughtful gift? Are you kidding me?” Mark’s voice was rising now, a mix of anger and disbelief. “You intentionally sent my wife a box of rags that wouldn’t even fit a circus clown! What are you trying to do?”
An upset man shouting on the phone | Source: Pexels
“I’m not trying to do anything, Mark. I simply thought Jane could use some new clothes,” Linda replied, her tone dripping with false innocence.
“New clothes? These are relics from the Stone Age! And they’re not even her size, Mom. This is disgusting!” Mark was shouting now, his face flushed with anger.
I stood there, feeling a mix of emotions. I felt hurt, anger, and something else I couldn’t quite place. Was it relief? Relief that Mark was finally seeing his mother for who she really was?
An upset woman standing and thinking | Source: Pexels
Linda’s voice turned icy. “You’re overreacting. I just thought she might appreciate something different. It’s not my fault she has such simple tastes.”
My husband’s jaw clenched. “This isn’t about taste, Mom. This is about respect, something you clearly lack for Jane! I’m done with your games!”
He hung up the phone abruptly, his hands still trembling with rage. He turned to me, his expression softening as he comforted me. “Jane, I’m so sorry. I had no idea she would do something like this.”
A man comforting an emotional woman | Source: Pexels
I swallowed hard, trying to steady my emotions. The hurt and anger I felt were overwhelming. “It’s not your fault, babe.” My MIL wasn’t being petty; she had made a calculated move to humiliate me on my special day! I couldn’t let her get away with this.
It was time for her to learn that her actions have consequences. When my husband saw the resolve in my eyes, to my surprise, he said, “Let’s teach her a lesson!” The plan we came up with was risky, but we felt it was the only way to show her I wouldn’t take her bullying anymore.
A happy couple discussing something | Source: Pexels
We spent the next few hours documenting every item in that box. I took photos of each piece of clothing, ensuring I captured every stain, every tear, and every sign of neglect. I wanted to ensure there was no denying what Linda had sent me.
As we repacked the box, I suddenly had an idea. “Let’s add a little something extra,” I said, my voice laced with mischief. Together, we found a framed photo of the three of us: Mark, our baby, and me smiling and happily.
Jane holding a framed family picture | Source: Midjourney
I penned a note to go with it to send a specific message: “We may not fit your perfect image, but we are a family, and you can’t tear us apart.”
The next day, Mark called his father and sister, explaining what had happened. His father, always the peacemaker, sighed heavily. “I’m not surprised. She’s been like this for as long as I’ve known her. But this… this is a new low.”
His sister, Melanie, was more vocal. “That woman has lost it! I’m so sorry, Jane. She’s been unbearable lately. It’s time someone put her in her place.”
A serious woman talking on the phone | Source: Pexels
With their support, we set our plan into motion. We invited Linda over under the pretense of a casual late birthday celebration, hoping she’d take the bait. To our relief, she accepted, no doubt expecting another opportunity to exert her control.
When the day arrived, Linda walked in with her usual air of superiority. We led her to her seat, and in front of her was a photo album with all the dirty clothes she’d gifted me cataloged. Curiosity made her open the album, and she gasped when she realized what she was looking at.
A neutral-looking woman holding a photo album | Source: Pexels
“What is this?” she asked Mark.
“Don’t you recognize them? It’s the clothes you gave to Jane for her birthday. We decided to regift them to you.”
“I… I don’t remember gifting her any clothes,” she tried lying as her husband and daughter listened and watched closely.
Having anticipated that she’d try denying what she did, we asked her to follow us into the living room. She froze when she saw the massive box sitting in the middle. It was wrapped in the same paper she had used.
Linda shocked to see the wrapped up gift she sent Jane | Source: Midjourney
“Surprise!” I said with the same fake smile she always used around me. “We wanted to thank you for your generous gift, so we decided to give it back to you improved!” Linda’s eyes darted between the box and the gathered family, clearly confused.
Mark’s father and sister watched her curiously, waiting for her reaction. “Go ahead, open it and show them exactly what you got my wife for her birthday,” my husband encouraged, crossing his arms over his chest.
A man standing with his arms crossed | Source: Pexels
Linda hesitated, but with everyone’s eyes on her, she had no choice. She tore off the wrapping paper and opened the box, her face draining of color as she recognized the clothes she had sent me. Then, she found the framed photo, her note to me, and another letter.
Her face flushed with anger, her hands shaking as she clutched the picture. “What is this?” she demanded, her voice wavering between shock and fury.
“It’s a reminder that no matter how much you try to belittle me, I’m not going anywhere. Mark and I are a team, and we’re raising our child in a home filled with love, not hate.”
A serious woman | Source: Pexels
Stepping forward, my husband added, “You can either be a part of that or stay away. But we won’t tolerate any more of your games.” Mark’s sister, Melanie, grabbed the note my mother had included in her “gift” to me and handed it to her father.
Mark’s dad read it and shook his head in disappointment. “This is low, Linda. Even for you.”
Melanie nodded in agreement, her expression one of solidarity. “You’ve gone too far, Mom. It’s time to stop.”
A younger woman talking to an older one | Source: Freepik
Linda stood there, speechless, her gaze shifting from the box to the faces of her family. She realized she was outnumbered, outmaneuvered, and exposed. There was no coming back from this.
Mark took a step closer, his voice firm. “If you ever do something like this again, Mom, you won’t be welcome in our lives. You need to decide what’s more important to you: your pride or your family.”
A man having a serious conversation with his mother | Source: Pexels
Linda’s shoulders slumped as she muttered a barely audible apology. She quickly gathered her things and left the house. The door closed behind her with a finality that signaled the end of her reign of terror.
In the days that followed, she made a few tentative attempts at reconciliation, her messages laced with what seemed like genuine regret. But only time would tell if she truly meant them.
A happy couple with their baby | Source: Pexels
As for me, I’d never felt more empowered. I managed to turn her cruelty back on her. And the best part? The rest of the family finally saw her for who she was! She might have thought she was clever, but in the end, I was the one who had the last laugh.
And that, my friends, is how I got sweet, epic revenge on my MIL without even breaking a sweat!
A happy woman holding her baby | Source: Pexels
If that story had you brimming with anger, then you’ll love this one about a MIL who doesn’t want her daughter to get back to work after going on maternity leave to take care of her first child. The MIL’s son-in-law faced her down and taught her a valuable lesson when the older woman tried to meddle.
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