Family gatherings were the worst for Lara, especially since her sister, Emily, began to make fun of her love life, or lack thereof. Determined to sit through her father’s birthday dinner, Lara decides to hire a boyfriend for the night. Little did she know that a romantic comedy would play out.
I love my family, but family gatherings used to be a nightmare for me. Every single time we got together, my sister Emily would find some way or the other to poke fun at my single life.
Last Thanksgiving, she took it too far and even set a place at the table for my “imaginary boyfriend,” complete with a hand-drawn face on a napkin. Everyone around the table laughed while I forced a smile.
“It’s funny, Lara!” she would say whenever I brought up the incident.
It was anything but funny.
Now, my father’s birthday is coming up, and of course, it was to be celebrated with a family dinner.
“There’s no way I can sit through another one of those events with my family,” I told my friend, Kate, when we met for coffee.
“I’m telling you now, Emily probably has something up her sleeve already,” I grumbled.
“Then just hire someone out for the night!” Kate chuckled, adding sugar to her coffee.
“Hire a man?” I exclaimed.
“Yes! My sister did it through an agency. She didn’t want to go to her ex-boyfriend’s wedding by herself, so she found the agency. Look, it’s all above board and the guys do exactly what you need them to do.”
“It’s not… sleazy?” I asked, trying to think of a better word.
“No, Lara,” she giggled. “And you know my sister. She’s so prim and proper! She wouldn’t have gone ahead with it if she didn’t think that everything was legitimate.”
Which is how I ended up hiring a date to the family gathering. I found Jake through the same agency that Kate’s sister used. He was charming, easy to talk to, and seemed to understand exactly what I needed.
We met a few times before the dinner to get our story straight, because the last thing I wanted was Emily to get wind of something fishy.
“So, the story is that we met at a mutual friend’s party, hit it off over their dog, and have been dating for three months,” Jake said, grinning. “Sounds about right.”
“Look, any story involving myself and a dog are winners,” I replied, opening our Chinese takeout for dinner.
“And I’m an architect with a passion for cooking, right?” he confirmed.
Cameron Diaz, 51, and Benji Madden, 45, discreetly embrace arrival of their second child – sparking debate.
After more than nine years of marriage, Benji Madden and Cameron Diaz have quietly expanded their family once again. The couple, who have kept their personal lives largely out of the spotlight, surprised fans with the arrival of their second child, a son named Cardinal.
Announcing the birth on Instagram, Madden shared a photo of artwork with the message, “A little bird whispered to me,” signifying the joyful news. Expressing their gratitude and excitement, Madden wrote, “We are blessed and excited to announce the birth of our Son, Cardinal Madden. He is awesome and we are all so happy he is here!”
Maintaining their commitment to privacy, Madden mentioned they wouldn’t be sharing photos of their newborn for safety reasons but assured everyone that he’s “really cute.” This discretion echoes their approach to parenthood, as they similarly kept the birth of their first child, daughter Raddix, under wraps until after her arrival in 2019.
Diaz’s birth announcement for Raddix conveyed their overwhelming joy and desire to shield their daughter from the public eye. Despite the public’s curiosity, they made it clear they would prioritize their child’s privacy above all else.
Sources close to the couple revealed that Raddix’s birth was a profound journey, with Diaz considering her a “miracle.” Though they’ve never officially commented, reports suggest Raddix was born via surrogacy.
Despite the couple’s happiness, the news of their second child has sparked some criticism online. Some question the decision to become parents again at Diaz’s age, while others speculate about the use of surrogacy.
However, as with any personal choice, opinions vary widely. For Madden and Diaz, the arrival of their son Cardinal is undoubtedly a cause for celebration, regardless of outside commentary.
Let’s extend our warmest wishes to this growing family as they embrace their newest addition! Share this exciting news with fellow fans of Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden so they can join in celebrating this joyous moment! 🎉👶💕
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