J. Fonda immediately took center stage and established herself as the event’s queen when she made her appearance at the Cannes Film Festival. The celebrity exudes grace and unmatched charisma. She decided on a black outfit and elegant, tasteful jewelry to go with it.
Fonda boldly displayed her red lips and silver gray hair. With her full makeup for the evening, she appeared remarkably younger. Everyone began to agree that she aged like wine, but then all changed when someone pointed out a small detail that revealed her true age.
The whole point is that her hands were wrinkly, revealing that we are genuinely dealing with an 86-year-old woman, despite her impeccable beauty and elegant attire. When asked how she keeps her youthful appearance intact, she emphasizes the necessity of getting enough sleep, smiling a lot, and avoiding the sun.
Nobody can dispute, though, that Fonda continues to exude softness and charm while looking absolutely stunning for her age.
Sо I аm аt Wаlmаrt sсаnning аnd bаgging my аlmоst $300
So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened.
Her – why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me – excuse me?
Her – you are wasting our bags!
Me – if you don’t likе the way I’m bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her – that’s not my job!
Me – okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that’s all right with you.
Her – why are you using two bags?!
Me – because the bags are weak and I don’t want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her – well that’s because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn’t need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me – so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don’t have to double bag.
Her – exactly.
Me – so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her – no because you wouldn’t be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me – okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I’m still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it’s not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this likе that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don’t get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skiIIs.
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