A wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge one morning..
My dear wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongfully interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 19 year old secretary at the comfort inn hotel.
Please don’t be upset – I shall be home before midnight. When the man came home late that night, he found the following note on the dining table…
My dear husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about me being 57 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old.
As you know I am a maths teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young virile and, like your secretary, is 19 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference – 19 goes into 57 more times than 57 goes into 19. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
“What’s wrong with her?” Lady Gaga has lost so much weight that her fans don’t recognize her in recent photos
Lady Gaga, known for her constant presence in the spotlight, has recently gained attention with new photos that have sparked discussion about her changing appearance.
The singer and actress has lost significant weight in the paparazzi photos, which caused concern among her fans. Some netizens expressed concerns about her appearance and speculated that she may have used extreme weight loss methods.
It is also suspected that her change could be related to her current role in “Joker 2″, for which she may have been on a strict diet. These speculations were further fueled by her public relationship with Michael Polanski.
“She looks so different, I hardly recognized her”, some fans commented on the photos. Others pointed out that such changes in actors are often tied to the demands of their roles.
What do you think about Lady Gaga’s latest look and the possible reasons for her change? Share your thoughts in the comments!
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