I came home early from my business trip to surprise my husband. But instead of a warm welcome, I found him in the garden, drenched in sweat and burying a large black egg. He wouldn’t tell me the truth, so I dug deeper myself. What I found sent my heart racing.
I hadn’t slept in days. The Chicago business conference had dragged on, each presentation blending into the next until I couldn’t take it anymore. Three years of marriage, and lately, Ben and I had been like ships passing in the night, him with his investment banking and me with my consulting work. When my last meeting finished early, I decided to surprise him with an early return.
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“You’re really skipping the closing ceremony?” my colleague Linda asked, watching me pack my laptop. “The VP’s giving the keynote. Could be good for your promotion.”
I zipped my bag with finality. “For once, my marriage comes first. Ben and I haven’t had a real conversation in weeks.”
“Regina, putting love before career?” she smiled. “Must be serious.”
“It is.” I checked my phone, calculating times. “If I leave now, I can catch the 6 p.m. flight and surprise my hubby.”
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“Go get your man,” Linda winked. “But text me when you land. These surprise returns don’t always go as planned.”
If only she knew how right she’d be.
The setting sun cast long shadows across our front lawn as I wearily pulled into the driveway after a long, exhausting flight. My hands trembled slightly as I killed the engine. The house stood quiet, warm lights glowing behind drawn curtains.
Something felt off the moment I stepped inside. The house was eerily quiet. Through the kitchen window, I could see dirty dishes in the sink — so unlike my usually meticulous husband.
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“Ben?” I called softly, letting myself in. No answer.
The house felt different somehow. Mail was scattered across the coffee table, including several official-looking envelopes marked “URGENT.”
A half-empty cup of coffee with a lipstick-like ring of dried coffee around its rim sat beside Ben’s laptop.
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Assuming he was holed up in his office as usual, I decided to check on my garden first. The tomatoes should have ripened by now, and tending to them would help me unwind after the flight.
But as I approached the garden doors and stepped into the backyard, I FROZE.
Ben stood in the middle of our vegetable garden, between the tomato plants he’d been so proud of just weeks ago. His shirt was stained dark with sweat and his sleeves rolled up as he dug into the earth like a man possessed.
But it wasn’t his frantic movements that made my blood run cold. It was the LARGE, OBSIDIAN-BLACK EGG sitting beside him.
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The thing was enormous, at least two feet tall, its surface gleaming like polished glass under the evening light. As I watched, frozen, Ben kept glancing at it between shovel loads, his movements growing more desperate.
“Just a little deeper,” I heard him mutter. “Has to be deep enough to bury this thing.”
My hand flew to my mouth. Was this really happening? I blinked hard, convinced I was hallucinating from travel exhaustion. But the scene remained unchanged — my husband, digging what looked like a grave for some alien artifact in our backyard.
“Ben?” I called out softly, careful not to startle him.
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He whirled around, shovel clattering against something metal in the hole. His face, usually so composed, was pale with panic. A streak of dirt ran across his cheek, and I noticed his hands were shaking.
“REGINA?” He shrieked, his voice trembling and loud. “WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?”
“I came home early to surprise you.” I took a step closer, gravel crunching under my feet. The egg seemed to pulse in the lamplight, drawing my eyes. “Though I think I’m the one who’s surprised. What is THAT thing?”
“It’s NOTHING.” His words came too fast, too sharp. He moved to stand between me and the egg. “Reggie, just go inside, honey. You shouldn’t be here.”
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“Nothing? Ben, I don’t think that’s ‘NOTHING.’ What is it? What’s going on?”
“I’ll explain later. Please go inside.”
“Later?” I gestured at the hole he’d been digging. “You’re burying something that looks like it came from a sci-fi movie in our garden at sunset, and you want me to wait for an explanation?”
Ben ran his fingers through his hair, leaving streaks of dirt across his forehead. His eyes darted between me and the street as if expecting someone.
“Please, Regina. Trust me on this. I’m just doing what needs to be done. I’m handling it.”
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“Handling what exactly?” My voice rose. “Because from where I’m standing, my husband is either having some kind of breakdown or—”
“I said I’m handling it!” The force in his voice made me step back. In three years of marriage, I’d never heard him shout.
“Fine.” I turned toward the house, tears stinging my eyes. “Handle it yourself. Just like you’ve been handling everything else lately.”
“Reggie, wait—” He reached for me, but I pulled away.
“Don’t. Just… don’t.”
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Sleep evaded me that night. Ben never came to bed, and the couch creaked periodically with his restless movements. Around 3 a.m., I heard the back door open and close. Through the bedroom window, I watched him check on the place where he’d buried the mysterious egg, pacing around it like a sentry.
What’s wrong with him? What is he hiding from me?
Morning came too quickly. I waited until Ben’s car disappeared down the street before grabbing the garden shovel. My hands trembled as I approached the freshly turned earth. I HAD TO DIG UP THAT THING!
“What are you hiding, Ben?” I whispered, pushing the shovel into the soft dirt.
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It took 20 minutes of digging before I hit something solid. The egg was surprisingly light when I unearthed it, though my arms shook with the effort.
Up close, its surface felt wrong — not like shell, but like… plastic? I twisted it slightly, and to my shock, it separated in the middle like some oversized Easter egg.
Empty. Completely empty except for more layers of black plastic.
“Regina?” Someone called out from behind.
I jumped, nearly dropping the egg. Our elderly neighbor, Mr. Chen, peered over the fence, his eyes fixed on the object in my hands.
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“I saw someone in your garden late last night,” he said slowly. “Everything okay?”
“Fine,” I said quickly, hiding the egg behind me. “Just… gardening.”
His expression said he didn’t believe me, but he nodded politely and disappeared. I waited until I heard his door close before examining the egg more closely. The craftsmanship was impressive, but it was definitely artificial. What had Ben gotten himself into?
My mind raced through possibilities. This wasn’t just about a buried object. It was about Ben’s bizarre behavior and the way he was terrified when he saw me home early.
Something bigger was happening. Something that made my usually steady-handed husband dig like a madman in our backyard.
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With trembling fingers, I wrapped the egg in an old blanket and tucked it behind the lawn equipment in our garage. It was out of sight, but not out of mind.
“Think, Regina, think,” I muttered, pacing the concrete floor. “Maybe this was some elaborate joke? A midlife crisis? Or something far more sinister?”
I dragged myself to the car, hoping work might distract me from this madness.
The radio clicked on automatically as I started the engine. The news anchor’s voice cut through my fog of exhaustion, making my blood run cold:
“Breaking news: Local authorities have uncovered a massive counterfeit operation targeting antique collectors. The scammers sold fake antiques, including unique black egg-shaped plastic containers, to unsuspecting buyers. Total losses are estimated in the millions…”
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My coffee cup slipped from my fingers, splashing across the dashboard. The pieces started falling into place. That evening, I placed the egg on our kitchen table and waited. When Ben walked in, his briefcase hit the floor with a thud.
“Reggie, I-I can explain—”
“How much did you pay for this thing?” I cut him off.
He sank into a chair, his shoulders slumped. “Fifteen thousand.”
“Jesus, Ben.”
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“I wanted to surprise you.” His voice cracked. “This guy at work, he said he knew someone selling rare artifacts. Said the egg was some ancient fertility symbol that would triple in value within a year.”
He pressed his palms against his eyes. “I used our savings. I was going to sell it and take you on that European trip you’ve always wanted.”
“The trip we’ve been saving for? That we’ve talked about for years?” My voice quavered. “Why didn’t you just tell me?”
“Because I’m an idiot who got scammed like some naive teenager. I was so ashamed.” He looked up, eyes red-rimmed. “Things have been so tight lately, with your mom’s medical bills and the house repairs. I just wanted to fix everything.”
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“By gambling our savings on some stranger’s promise?”
“I know, I know.” He slumped forward. “When I realized it was fake, I couldn’t face you. Couldn’t admit I’d thrown away our money on a plastic egg.”
“We’ll figure this out,” I said, moving around the table to take his hand. “But no more secrets, okay? We’re supposed to be partners.”
“I filed a police report this morning,” Ben added. “They said we’re not the only ones. Apparently, this guy’s been targeting young professionals and antique collectors, playing on their financial stress.”
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I squeezed his fingers. “I don’t need expensive trips or ancient artifacts. I just need my husband to talk to me, even when things get hard. Especially when things get hard.”
“What should we do with it?” Ben gestured at the egg, still gleaming mockingly in the kitchen light.
I studied it for a moment. “Maybe we’ll plant it in the garden for real. Right next to those tomatoes you’ve been trying to grow.”
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“As a reminder of what not to do?” A ghost of a smile crossed his face.
“As a reminder that the only thing we need to grow is our trust in each other.” I leaned against him. “And maybe as a conversation piece. ‘Hey, want to hear about the time my husband buried a fake artifact in our backyard?!’”
Ben’s laugh was shaky but real. “I love you, Reggie. Even when I’m an idiot.”
“Lucky for you, I love idiots.” I kissed his forehead. “Now, let’s figure out how to get our money back. Together this time.”
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Entitled Neighbor Buried My Pond – I Showed Him Why You Don’t Cross an Older Woman
When Margaret’s entitled neighbor Brian filled in her beloved pond while she was away, he had no idea of the fierce, determined response he’d provoke. Margaret, who seemed like a lonely older woman, devised a plan that turned Brian’s life upside down.
Let me tell you, at 74 years old, I’ve seen my fair share of drama. But nothing could have prepared me for the hullabaloo that unfolded right in my own backyard.
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I’m Margaret, and I’ve been living in this cozy little house for two decades now. It’s been my slice of heaven, where I’ve watched my three kids grow up and now welcome my seven grandkids for summer splashes and weekend barbecues. There’s always someone dropping by, filling the place with laughter and love.
The crown jewel of my property? A beautiful pond that my dear old granddaddy dug himself. It’s been the heart of our family gatherings for years.
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My grandkids love splashing around in it, and I swear, sometimes I think they love the pond more than they love me!
Everything was peachy keen until Brian moved in next door about five years ago. From day one, that man had a bee in his bonnet about my pond.
“Margaret!” he’d holler over the fence. “Those frogs are keeping me up all night! Can’t you do something about them?”
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I’d just smile and say, “Oh, Brian, they’re just singing you a lullaby. Free of charge!”
But he wasn’t having any of it. “And the mosquitoes! Your pond is breeding them like crazy!”
“Now, Brian,” I’d reply, “I keep that pond cleaner than a whistle. Those mosquitoes are probably coming from that heap of junk in your yard.”
He’d huff and puff, but I’d just go about my business. I figured he’d get used to it eventually, but I was wrong.
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One fine day, I decided to visit my sister in the next state over. I was looking forward to a couple of days of gossip and gin rummy. Little did I know that I would return to a sight that would make my blood run cold.
As I pulled into my driveway, I noticed something was off. The usual shimmer of water that greeted me was gone. In its place was… dirt. My heart sank to my toes as I scrambled out of the car.
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My neighbor from across the street, sweet old Mrs. Johnson, came hurrying over. “Oh, Margaret! I’m so glad you’re back. I tried to stop them, but they said they had orders!”
“Stop who? What orders?” I was in a daze, staring at the muddy patch where my beloved pond used to be.
“A crew came by yesterday. Said some company hired them to drain and fill the pond,” Mrs. Johnson said. “I told them you weren’t home, but they had paperwork and everything!”
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I felt like I’d been sucker-punched. Twenty years of memories were gone in a day. And I knew exactly who was behind it.
“Brian,” I muttered, my hands clenching into fists.
“What are you going to do?” Mrs. Johnson asked, worry etched on her face.
I squared my shoulders. “Oh, I’ll tell you what I’m going to do. That man thinks he can push around a sweet old lady? He’s about to learn why you don’t cross a woman like Margaret!”
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First things first, I called my family. My daughter Lisa was outraged. “Mom, this is criminal! We need to call the police!”
“Hold your horses, sweetie,” I said.
“We need proof first.”
That’s when my granddaughter Jessie piped up. “Grandma! Remember that bird camera we set up in the oak tree? It might have caught something!”
Well, wouldn’t you know it, that little camera turned out to be our secret weapon.
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We reviewed the footage, and there was Brian, clear as day, directing a crew to fill in my pond. He looked like a kid who’d just gotten away with stealing cookies from the jar.
“Gotcha,” I said, a grin spreading across my face.
It seemed like Brian thought I would just let it slide because I am old and live alone. Little did he know that I had a few tricks up my sleeve.
The first thing I did was call the local environmental agency.
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“Hello,” I said sweetly. “I’d like to report the destruction of a protected habitat.”
The man on the other end sounded confused. “Protected habitat, ma’am?”
“Oh yes,” I replied. “You see, my pond was home to a rare species of fish. I registered it with your agency years ago. And someone just filled it in without permission.”
Well, let me tell you, those agency folks don’t mess around when it comes to protected species.
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Within days, they were knocking on Brian’s door with a fine that would make your eyes water.
“Sir, we’re from the Environmental Protection Agency,” one of the officials said. “We’re here regarding the illegal destruction of a protected habitat on your neighbor’s property.”
Brian’s face paled. “What? Protected habitat? It was just a pond!”
“A pond that was home to a registered rare species of fish, Mr. Thompson. We have evidence that you ordered its destruction without proper authorization.”
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“This is ridiculous!” Brian sputtered, his voice rising. “That old lady’s pond was a nuisance! I was doing the neighborhood a favor!”
“Well, sir, that ‘favor’ comes with a fine of $50,000 for violating environmental protection laws.”
Brian’s jaw dropped. “Fifty thou— You can’t be serious! This is all a misunderstanding. That pond was—”
I couldn’t help but smile when I secretly heard their conversation. But I wasn’t done yet.
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My grandson Ethan, bless his heart, is a hotshot lawyer in the city. I gave him a ring.
“Ethan, dear,” I said. “How would you like to help your grandma stick it to a neighborhood bully?”
Ethan was all too happy to help. Before Brian could say “frivolous lawsuit,” he was served with papers for property damage and emotional distress.
Now, I could have left it at that, but I had one more card to play.
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Brian’s wife, Karen, had always seemed like a decent sort. One evening, I saw her coming home from work and decided it was time for a little chat.
“Evening, Karen,” I called out. “Got a minute?”
She looked tired but managed to smile. “Of course, Margaret. What’s on your mind?”
I invited her over for a cup of tea and spilled the beans about the pond. I told her about my grandfather digging it, about the kids learning to swim in it, about the fish and the frogs, and the summer nights spent around it.
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Karen’s face went from confused to horrified as I spoke. “Margaret, I had no idea,” she gasped. “Brian told me the city ordered the pond filled for safety reasons!”
“Well,” I said, patting her hand. “Now you know the truth.”
The next few days were quiet. Brian’s car disappeared, and the neighborhood gossip mill went into overdrive. Word was that Karen had asked Brian to leave after learning what he had done.
Then, one morning, I woke up to the rumble of machinery.
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I peeked out my window and nearly fell over in shock. There was a crew in my yard, and they were digging!
I hurried outside to find Karen overseeing the whole operation. When she saw me, she smiled. “Morning, Margaret. I hope you don’t mind, but I thought it was time to set things right.”
Turns out, Karen had hired a crew to restore my pond. As we watched them work, she confided in me.
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“Brian’s been mixed up in some shady business deals,” she said, her voice low. “This whole pond thing was just him lashing out because of his own problems.”
Well, with the pond being restored, the environmental agency dropped its charges. Meanwhile, Ethan also convinced me not to go ahead with the lawsuit. That boy always has a way with words.
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As for Brian, he skulked off to another state, his tail between his legs. Karen, on the other hand, became a regular visitor. She even started helping me maintain the pond, saying it was the least she could do.
One evening, as we sat by my newly restored pond, watching the sunset reflect off the water, Karen turned to me with a twinkle in her eye.
“You know, Margaret,” she said, “I never thought I’d say this, but I’m glad Brian messed with your pond.”
I raised an eyebrow. “Oh? And why’s that?”
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She smiled. “Because if he hadn’t, I might never have known what a wonderful neighbor I had right next door.”
We clinked our iced tea glasses and laughed. Who would have thought that a little pond could cause so much trouble and bring about so much good?
So, here I am, 74 years young, with a restored pond, a new friend, and a story that’ll be told at family gatherings for years to come. Life sure has a way of surprising you, doesn’t it?
And let me tell you, if there’s one lesson to be learned from all this, it’s that you should never, ever underestimate a grandmother with a grudge and a good lawyer in the family!
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