Who brings their parents to a first date? My boyfriend from a dating app did. But what really got me was the list of OUTRAGEOUS DEMANDS his parents brought with them. I knew I’d have to outwit them… but on my own terms.
When I virtually met Jacob on a dating site several months ago, we hit it off instantly. The connection felt real — the kind that makes your heart skip a beat when you see a new message notification. I grew to think that he was “the one,” but then when we actually met… well, let’s just say reality has a way of shattering our perfectly crafted illusions.
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Three months of late-night texts and hour-long video calls had built up to this moment. Jacob wasn’t just another match; he was different.
While most guys led with cheesy pickup lines or bland “hey” messages, he had caught my attention with a detailed comment about my profile photo taken at Comic-Con.
“Is that a handmade Scarlet Witch costume?” he’d written. “The detail work is incredible!”
From there, our conversations flowed naturally. He listened, really listened, when I talked about my work as a graphic designer and my dreams of starting my own studio.
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He shared my love for true crime podcasts and could quote every episode of my favorite shows by heart. When I mentioned my sister’s battle with depression, he opened up about his own experiences with anxiety.
“I feel like I can tell you anything,” he’d said during one of our video calls, his warm brown eyes crinkling at the corners. “I’ve never connected with someone like this before.”
“Me neither,” I’d admitted, feeling my cheeks flush. “Sometimes I worry this is too good to be true.”
He’d laughed then, running a hand through his dark hair. “I can’t wait to finally meet you in person. Friday at Coffee Beanz? 7 p.m.?”
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“It’s a date! Finally!” I’d chirped, unable to contain my excitement.
“See you on Friday!” He said as I hung up, blushing.
I spent the entire week planning my outfit, finally settling on a gorgeous dress that my best friend Sarah insisted brought out my eyes.
“He won’t know what hit him,” she’d said, helping me style my hair.
Friday evening found me standing outside Coffee Beanz, smoothing down my dress for the hundredth time. Through the window, I could see couples enjoying their meals, soft candlelight flickering across their faces.
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My hands were shaking slightly as I pushed open the heavy wooden door, the warm aroma of garlic and fresh bread enveloping me. My eyes nervously darted around in search of Jacob.
“Lia! Over here!”
I turned toward Jacob’s familiar voice, my practiced smile freezing on my face. There he sat, but not ALONE.
An older couple sat beside him, their faces beaming with smiles. My heart, which had been filled with excitement all day, sank to my stomach.
“Hey… um, hi, what’s going on?” I managed, my brain struggling to process the scene before me.
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Jacob stood up, his bright smile unchanged as if this was completely normal. “Lia, I’m so excited to finally meet you! These are my parents, Linda and Patrick!”
Linda, a petite woman with perfectly coiffed gray hair and gold earrings that probably cost more than my monthly rent, gave me a practiced smile that didn’t reach her eyes. Patrick, sporting a dress shirt that seemed a size too small for his frame, barely looked up from his menu.
“Sit down, girl,” Linda patted the chair next to her, not next to Jacob. “While we wait for our appetizers, I have a few questions for you.”
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I sank into the chair, still trying to make sense of this ambush. The waiter appeared with water glasses, and I found myself wishing it was something stronger.
That’s when Linda pulled out a crisp sheet of paper from her designer handbag.
“Now then,” she cleared her throat, clicking her gold-plated pen. “I’ve prepared a brief questionnaire to help us get to know you better. I want you to fill it out.”
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My eyes scanned the paper she placed before me, each question worse than the last:
1. What is your current annual income and five-year career projection?
2. Please list any medical conditions, including a family history of genetic disorders.
3. How many romantic partners have you had, and what were the reasons for those relationships ending?
4. Do you own or lease your vehicle? What is your credit score?
5. Are you willing to sign a prenuptial agreement?
6. Do you plan to work after having children? If so, who will provide childcare?
7. What is your stance on living with in-laws?
8. Are you willing to host special occasions like Thanksgiving & Christmas every year without expecting a penny from your partner?
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The questions went on and on like a never-ending train carriage. My water glass stopped halfway to my mouth. “I’m sorry, but is this for real?”
“Of course it is, dear,” Linda replied, her tone suggesting I was being deliberately difficult. “Our family has certain standards to maintain. We need to ensure any potential partners for our Jacob are… suitable.”
My eyes darted to Jacob, waiting for him to jump in, to say this was all a joke. But he just sat there, examining his napkin as if it held the secrets of the universe.
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Something snapped inside me. Three months of building this connection, sharing hopes and fears, only to be treated like a job applicant? No. This called for a different approach.
“Would you excuse me for just a moment?” I smiled sweetly. “Ladies’ room.”
Instead of heading to the restroom, I ducked into the convenience store next door. Five minutes later, I returned with my own notebook and pen.
“Before I answer your questions,” I said, sitting down with renewed confidence, “I have a few of my own.”
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Linda’s perfectly plucked eyebrows shot up in surprise as I placed the paper with my questions on the table. She picked it up and began reading loudly, her face speaking volumes of her anger.
“Question one: At what point did you realize your son wasn’t capable of choosing his own partner?”
Patricks’s face reddened. Jacob finally looked up from his napkin.
“Question two: How many women have actually completed your interrogation process? Or do most run screaming before the credit check?”
“This is completely inappropriate!” Linda’s voice pitched higher as she continued to read.
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“Question three: Do you also inspect their teeth like show horses, or is that saved for the second date?”
“Question four: When Jacob moves out of your basement, will you be requiring his future wife to submit weekly progress reports?”
“Question five: Have you considered therapy for your control issues, or is that too personal a question?”
“That’s enough!” Jacob slammed his hand on the table, making the silverware jump. “You have no right to disrespect my family like this!”
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I leaned back, crossing my arms. “Oh, but they have every right to treat me like I’m applying for a position at the FBI?”
“My parents are just looking out for me,” he protested, his voice weak. “They want what’s best— “
“No, Jacob. What’s best for you would be growing a backbone and living your own life.”
Linda and Patrick were already gathering their things, faces flushed with indignation. Linda’s hands shook as she stuffed her questionnaire back into her bag.
“We’re leaving,” she announced. “Jacob, come on. She’s not the one for you.”
“Wait!” I called out, loud enough for nearby tables to turn. “Aren’t you forgetting something?”
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They paused. “WHAT??”
“Waiter, these people are trying to leave without paying their bill!” I announced loudly, waving to the waiter. “Guess running out on checks is another proud family tradition!”
The restaurant had gone quiet. Linda’s hands shook as she pulled out her credit card, practically throwing it at the waiter. I stood up, smoothing my dress once again.
“Well, this has been entertaining. I’ll cover my water.” I placed a five-dollar bill on the table and turned to Jacob.
“Good luck finding someone who meets your family’s rigorous standards. Although, you might want to try job recruitment sites instead of dating apps. I hear they provide detailed background checks and references.”
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As I walked out into the cool evening air, my phone buzzed with a message from Jacob, “You didn’t have to be so cruel. My parents were just looking out for me.”
I typed back, “Just looking out for myself, mama’s boy. Goodbye!”
Later that night, Sarah called to hear about the date. After I finished telling her everything, she was quiet for a moment.
“You know what?” she finally said. “I bet Linda has a spreadsheet ranking all of Jacob’s potential wives.”
We both burst out laughing, and I felt the last of my disappointment melt away. Dodged a bullet? Absolutely. And I’ve never been so grateful for a red flag wrapped in a questionnaire.
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This work is inspired by real events and people, but it has been fictionalized for creative purposes. Names, characters, and details have been changed to protect privacy and enhance the narrative. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental and not intended by the author.
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My Husband Called to Say His ‘Poor Mom’ Was in Trouble and Needed to Stay with Us for a While – Then She Walked Out of a Black Bentley with a Luxury Bag
What do you do when your husband’s “broke” mom rolls up in a Bentley, dripping in designer labels, and declares she’s moving in? I didn’t know whether to laugh, cry, or scream — but let me tell you, I should’ve braced myself for the chaos that followed.
Have you ever opened your door to someone claiming to be broke, only for them to show up dripping in designer labels? Because when my husband’s “poor mom” walked out of a Bentley holding a Chanel tote, I knew I was in for the ride of my life.
It all started with a phone call one afternoon
“Hey, babe,” Dan said, his voice unusually strained, the kind of tone that instantly told me something was wrong.
“What’s up?” I asked, already bracing myself.
He hesitated for a moment, then let out a long sigh. “I just got off the phone with Mom. She’s… uh… having a really hard time right now. She lost her place and doesn’t have anywhere to go. I told her she could stay with us for a while.”
I nearly dropped my fork. “Wait. What? YOUR MOM IS BROKE??”
Dan’s voice softened, like he was trying to cushion the blow. “Yeah. She didn’t want to tell me at first, but apparently, she’s been struggling with money for a while. She’s embarrassed, Layla. And she wants to move in with us.”
I sat back in my chair, my sandwich suddenly unappetizing. “Irene? Struggling with money?” I asked, my words dripping with disbelief. “Dan, we’re talking about the same Irene who bought a $500 scarf because, what was it, she ‘needed something to brighten her mood’? That Irene is… BROKE?!”
He groaned. “I know it’s hard to believe, okay? But people go through tough times. She’s still human, Layla.”
I wasn’t buying it. “Did she even tell you what happened?” I asked.
“No. She didn’t want to get into it. She sounded upset. Look, I know she’s not your favorite person, but she’s my mom. I can’t just leave her out in the cold.”
I rubbed my temples, trying to make sense of what he was saying. “Dan, I’m not saying we shouldn’t help her, but don’t you think this is all a little… sudden? How do you go from flaunting Louis Vuitton bags on Instagram to being homeless overnight?”
“She’s too proud to admit how bad things are,” he said, the frustration in his voice bubbling to the surface. “Layla, she’s my mom. What was I supposed to do… tell her no?”
I sighed, torn between suspicion and guilt. Dan wasn’t wrong. Irene and I didn’t exactly have a warm and fuzzy relationship. But she was his mom. What could I say?
“Okay,” I said reluctantly. “She can stay in the guest room. But, Dan…”
“What?” he asked, a hint of impatience in his tone.
“Just… promise me you’ll keep your eyes open. Something about this doesn’t feel right. And it’s just a temporary arrangement, alright?”
He let out another sigh, softer this time. “Thank you,” he said. “I know this means a lot to her. And to me.”
“Yeah,” I muttered, glancing at the clock. “I just hope we’re not opening Pandora’s box.”
Dan chuckled nervously, but neither of us really laughed.
As I hung up the phone, something about the whole situation didn’t sit right with me. And I had a feeling I wasn’t wrong.
The next day, Irene arrived. And let me tell you — if there was ever a way to scream NOT STRUGGLING, she nailed it.
I heard the rumble of a car pulling into our driveway and glanced out the window, expecting to see a cab or maybe an Uber. Instead, a sleek black Bentley rolled in like it was gliding on air, the glossy paint practically reflecting the entire neighborhood.
“What the…?? Oh my God! ” I whispered to myself, craning my neck to get a better look.
The driver stepped out first, rushing to open the back door with a flourish. And there she was: IRENE. She emerged like a movie star on a red carpet, her tailored trench coat cinched perfectly at the waist, oversized sunglasses perched on her nose, and a Chanel tote dangling off her arm like it was the crown jewel.
I blinked, trying to process the scene unfolding in front of me. Is this real? Am I being pranked? Dan told me she was… broke.
My husband stepped outside, clearly unfazed, his face lighting up as Irene threw her arms around him dramatically.
“Oh, my sweet boy,” she cooed, her voice dripping with affection. “You’ve saved me! I don’t know what I would’ve done without you.”
I stood frozen in the doorway, my mouth hanging open like I’d forgotten how to speak. This was not the image of someone who had “lost her place.”
Behind her, the driver unloaded three massive Louis Vuitton suitcases, setting them down on the driveway like she was checking into a five-star resort.
Irene brushed past me into the house without even glancing in my direction, her heels clicking confidently on the floor. “Ah, this will do,” she said, glancing around the living room like a realtor inspecting a property.
“Uh, welcome,” I finally managed, my voice laced with disbelief.
Dan followed her inside, rubbing the back of his neck like he was trying to make sense of it all. “Maybe she… uh… borrowed the car?” he offered weakly, glancing at me with an awkward smile.
I crossed my arms, raising an eyebrow. “Right! Because that’s what broke people do. Borrow Bentleys.”
Dan’s cheeks flushed slightly. “I’m sure there’s an explanation.”
“Uh-huh,” I muttered, my eyes trailing to the three designer suitcases now sitting in the hallway. “And what about those? Let me guess… she borrowed those too?”
Dan let out a nervous laugh, but it didn’t make the suspicion in my chest any lighter. “Layla, come on. Don’t overthink it,” he said.
“Overthink it? Dan, your mom shows up in a Bentley, carrying Louis Vuitton luggage, acting like she’s royalty, and you don’t think that’s worth questioning?”
“She’s had a tough time,” he said defensively, his tone firming up.
“A tough time?” I repeated, gesturing to the suitcases. “Dan, this doesn’t look like someone who’s had a ‘tough time.’ It looks like someone who’s about to rent a villa in the Hamptons.”
Before Dan could respond, Irene reappeared in the living room, her sunglasses now perched on her head. “Where’s the guest room, darling?” she asked sweetly, ignoring the tension between us.
Dan motioned down the hall. “It’s the last door on the left, Mom. I’ll help you with your bags.”
“Oh, don’t trouble yourself, sweetie,” she said, waving him off. “That’s what the driver is for. Tony, bring the bags inside!”
I watched, stunned, as the driver nodded obediently and began hauling the suitcases into the house. Dan gave me a small shrug, as if to say, “What can I do? She’s my mom.”
Yeah, right! I bit my tongue, forcing myself to stay calm. But as Irene disappeared down the hall, I leaned closer to Dan and whispered, “You’d better hope there’s an explanation for all of this. Because if there isn’t, I’m going to lose it.”
He just smiled and hurried to work.
That evening, after Irene had retired to the guest room, I called Dan.
“Dan, are you seriously not questioning any of this? She shows up in a Bentley, with designer bags, acting like she’s on a vacation. Does that scream ‘homeless’ to you?”
He sighed, like he’d been through a long day. “She probably bought that stuff before things got bad, Layla. You know how proud she is. She’s not going to sell her things just because she’s struggling.”
As I spoke, an odd clinking noise came from the kitchen. I paused, lowering the phone. “Hang on,” I said, my brows furrowing as I followed the sound.
When I stepped into the doorway, I froze. Irene was standing over the trash can, breaking our plates one by one and tossing the shards inside like it was no big deal.
“What are you doing?” I demanded, disbelief lacing every word. “I thought you were in your room. And why are you breaking the plates?”
She turned to me with an exasperated expression, as if I were the unreasonable one. “These plates are awful,” she said, holding up a cracked piece like it was evidence. “Cheap, scratched, and completely unworthy of my son. Dan deserves to eat off something better. Don’t worry, honey… we’re going to buy new ones.”
Before I could protest, she just walked away to her room. I was LIVID.
When Dan returned, I grabbed his arm and pulled him aside. “Do you know what your mother just did?” I asked, narrowing my eyes at him.
He frowned, clearly caught off guard. “She broke our plates — every single one — because she said they weren’t ‘worthy of you.’ She tossed the pieces into the trash like it was no big deal!”
Dan rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly, his expression somewhere between uncomfortable and defensive. “I mean… maybe she’s just trying to help?”
“Help? By smashing our plates?”
“She probably just wants to replace them with something nicer,” he said sheepishly, avoiding my gaze. “You know how she is… she only wants the best for me.”
“The best for you? Dan, she’s treating this house like it’s a makeover show, and you’re seriously okay with that?”
He shrugged weakly. “I don’t think she means any harm, Layla. Maybe you’re reading too much into it.”
“Unbelievable,” I muttered, shaking my head as I turned to leave. There was no point in arguing with Dan.
He rubbed his forehead like he had a headache. “Layla, can you just… can you give her a little space? She’s going through a tough time. She needs a little comfort right now. Just… let her settle in.”
“Let her settle in? Sure, Dan. Let’s just let her redecorate our whole lives!”
Dan didn’t respond. And honestly, I wasn’t sure I wanted to hear what he had to say.
Over the next week, things only got stranger. Irene filled the guest room and bathroom with her luxury skincare products. Every corner of the house seemed to smell like something expensive — rosewater mist here, lavender-infused whatever there.
Then came the packages. Chanel. Gucci. Prada. Box after box piled up on our doorstep, each one more outrageous than the last.
When I finally asked her about them, she waved me off with a dismissive flick of her hand. “Oh, just some things I ordered a while back,” she said lightly, as if ordering thousands of dollars’ worth of designer goods was no big deal.
That was it. I couldn’t take it anymore. If she was truly “broke,” then where was all the money coming from? Something about this didn’t add up.
The next morning, Irene left the house around 10 a.m., claiming she was meeting a friend for coffee. “Don’t wait up for me, darling,” she’d said with a wink, strolling out the door like she owned the place.
I waited exactly two minutes before grabbing my keys and following her.
She drove straight to an upscale country club. I parked a few spaces away, watching as she stepped out of the Bentley with the same air of confidence she’d had when she arrived at our house.
A man in a sharp, tailored suit greeted her by the entrance. He leaned in, kissed her cheek, and the two of them laughed like old friends sharing an inside joke.
My hands trembled as I snapped a few pictures on my phone. Who was this guy? And what the hell was Irene doing?
I sat in the car for a moment, staring at the photos. My heart raced, and my stomach churned. Whatever was going on, it wasn’t good. When Irene returned that afternoon, Dan and I were waiting for her in the living room.
“So,” I said, holding up my phone, “care to explain why you’re meeting rich men at country clubs while we’re housing you for free?”
Her face went pale. “You… you followed me?”
“Answer the question, Irene.”
She sighed dramatically, sinking into the couch. “Fine,” she said, throwing up her hands. “I’ll tell you the truth. I was so lonely after my husband died. I was looking for some… you know, adventure. I found someone. He was young, handsome, and adorable. I spent a huge chunk of my savings on him. He promised me excitement and a future, but he left me for someone else. I was devastated… and I wanted to get back on my feet.”
I crossed my arms, narrowing my eyes. “And the man you met today?”
“That’s Henry,” she said defensively. “He’s wealthy and interested in me. He’s helping me get back on my feet. He’s been sending me gifts and he really likes me. I just wanted Henry to believe I was completely broke… you know…”
Dan stared at her, his jaw tightening. “So you’re not broke. You just didn’t want to use your own money while figuring out your next move?”
Irene’s lips pressed into a thin line. “You don’t understand. I only came here to help you, Dan. You deserve better. Someone from the same financial class as us. Together, we could’ve rebuilt our status.”
I felt the air leave my lungs. “You were planning to push me out??”
Irene didn’t say a word. Her silence was all the confirmation I needed.
Dan’s voice cut through the tension like a knife. “Mom,” he said, standing up and looking her dead in the eye, “you need to leave. Tomorrow. Go live with Henry if he’s so interested in helping you.”
“Dan, don’t be ridiculous,” she started, but he raised a hand to stop her.
“I’m done, Mom. I trusted you. But you crossed the line.”
The next day, she left with her suitcases, her chin held high and a look of pure disdain etched across her face.
A week later, Irene called Dan in tears. Turns out Henry was married, and his wife had found out. He’d dumped her, leaving her high and dry. I couldn’t help but laugh when Dan told me.
“Karma sure works fast, huh?” I said, scrolling through Irene’s Instagram.
Her posts were filled with captions like, “Embracing the simple life” and “Finding beauty in humility.” Meanwhile, I knew she was selling her designer bags just to cover the rent on her modest condo.
Dan shook his head, a small smile tugging at his lips. “You know, she kind of brought this on herself.”
I grinned, raising my coffee mug in a mock toast. “Here’s to Irene,” I said. “May she finally learn the difference between humility and Chanel.”
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