What do you do when your husband’s “broke” mom rolls up in a Bentley, dripping in designer labels, and declares she’s moving in? I didn’t know whether to laugh, cry, or scream — but let me tell you, I should’ve braced myself for the chaos that followed.
Have you ever opened your door to someone claiming to be broke, only for them to show up dripping in designer labels? Because when my husband’s “poor mom” walked out of a Bentley holding a Chanel tote, I knew I was in for the ride of my life.
It all started with a phone call one afternoon
“Hey, babe,” Dan said, his voice unusually strained, the kind of tone that instantly told me something was wrong.
“What’s up?” I asked, already bracing myself.
He hesitated for a moment, then let out a long sigh. “I just got off the phone with Mom. She’s… uh… having a really hard time right now. She lost her place and doesn’t have anywhere to go. I told her she could stay with us for a while.”
I nearly dropped my fork. “Wait. What? YOUR MOM IS BROKE??”
Dan’s voice softened, like he was trying to cushion the blow. “Yeah. She didn’t want to tell me at first, but apparently, she’s been struggling with money for a while. She’s embarrassed, Layla. And she wants to move in with us.”
I sat back in my chair, my sandwich suddenly unappetizing. “Irene? Struggling with money?” I asked, my words dripping with disbelief. “Dan, we’re talking about the same Irene who bought a $500 scarf because, what was it, she ‘needed something to brighten her mood’? That Irene is… BROKE?!”
He groaned. “I know it’s hard to believe, okay? But people go through tough times. She’s still human, Layla.”
I wasn’t buying it. “Did she even tell you what happened?” I asked.
“No. She didn’t want to get into it. She sounded upset. Look, I know she’s not your favorite person, but she’s my mom. I can’t just leave her out in the cold.”
I rubbed my temples, trying to make sense of what he was saying. “Dan, I’m not saying we shouldn’t help her, but don’t you think this is all a little… sudden? How do you go from flaunting Louis Vuitton bags on Instagram to being homeless overnight?”
“She’s too proud to admit how bad things are,” he said, the frustration in his voice bubbling to the surface. “Layla, she’s my mom. What was I supposed to do… tell her no?”
I sighed, torn between suspicion and guilt. Dan wasn’t wrong. Irene and I didn’t exactly have a warm and fuzzy relationship. But she was his mom. What could I say?
“Okay,” I said reluctantly. “She can stay in the guest room. But, Dan…”
“What?” he asked, a hint of impatience in his tone.
“Just… promise me you’ll keep your eyes open. Something about this doesn’t feel right. And it’s just a temporary arrangement, alright?”
He let out another sigh, softer this time. “Thank you,” he said. “I know this means a lot to her. And to me.”
“Yeah,” I muttered, glancing at the clock. “I just hope we’re not opening Pandora’s box.”
Dan chuckled nervously, but neither of us really laughed.
As I hung up the phone, something about the whole situation didn’t sit right with me. And I had a feeling I wasn’t wrong.
The next day, Irene arrived. And let me tell you — if there was ever a way to scream NOT STRUGGLING, she nailed it.
I heard the rumble of a car pulling into our driveway and glanced out the window, expecting to see a cab or maybe an Uber. Instead, a sleek black Bentley rolled in like it was gliding on air, the glossy paint practically reflecting the entire neighborhood.
“What the…?? Oh my God! ” I whispered to myself, craning my neck to get a better look.
The driver stepped out first, rushing to open the back door with a flourish. And there she was: IRENE. She emerged like a movie star on a red carpet, her tailored trench coat cinched perfectly at the waist, oversized sunglasses perched on her nose, and a Chanel tote dangling off her arm like it was the crown jewel.
I blinked, trying to process the scene unfolding in front of me. Is this real? Am I being pranked? Dan told me she was… broke.
My husband stepped outside, clearly unfazed, his face lighting up as Irene threw her arms around him dramatically.
“Oh, my sweet boy,” she cooed, her voice dripping with affection. “You’ve saved me! I don’t know what I would’ve done without you.”
I stood frozen in the doorway, my mouth hanging open like I’d forgotten how to speak. This was not the image of someone who had “lost her place.”
Behind her, the driver unloaded three massive Louis Vuitton suitcases, setting them down on the driveway like she was checking into a five-star resort.
Irene brushed past me into the house without even glancing in my direction, her heels clicking confidently on the floor. “Ah, this will do,” she said, glancing around the living room like a realtor inspecting a property.
“Uh, welcome,” I finally managed, my voice laced with disbelief.
Dan followed her inside, rubbing the back of his neck like he was trying to make sense of it all. “Maybe she… uh… borrowed the car?” he offered weakly, glancing at me with an awkward smile.
I crossed my arms, raising an eyebrow. “Right! Because that’s what broke people do. Borrow Bentleys.”
Dan’s cheeks flushed slightly. “I’m sure there’s an explanation.”
“Uh-huh,” I muttered, my eyes trailing to the three designer suitcases now sitting in the hallway. “And what about those? Let me guess… she borrowed those too?”
Dan let out a nervous laugh, but it didn’t make the suspicion in my chest any lighter. “Layla, come on. Don’t overthink it,” he said.
“Overthink it? Dan, your mom shows up in a Bentley, carrying Louis Vuitton luggage, acting like she’s royalty, and you don’t think that’s worth questioning?”
“She’s had a tough time,” he said defensively, his tone firming up.
“A tough time?” I repeated, gesturing to the suitcases. “Dan, this doesn’t look like someone who’s had a ‘tough time.’ It looks like someone who’s about to rent a villa in the Hamptons.”
Before Dan could respond, Irene reappeared in the living room, her sunglasses now perched on her head. “Where’s the guest room, darling?” she asked sweetly, ignoring the tension between us.
Dan motioned down the hall. “It’s the last door on the left, Mom. I’ll help you with your bags.”
“Oh, don’t trouble yourself, sweetie,” she said, waving him off. “That’s what the driver is for. Tony, bring the bags inside!”
I watched, stunned, as the driver nodded obediently and began hauling the suitcases into the house. Dan gave me a small shrug, as if to say, “What can I do? She’s my mom.”
Yeah, right! I bit my tongue, forcing myself to stay calm. But as Irene disappeared down the hall, I leaned closer to Dan and whispered, “You’d better hope there’s an explanation for all of this. Because if there isn’t, I’m going to lose it.”
He just smiled and hurried to work.
That evening, after Irene had retired to the guest room, I called Dan.
“Dan, are you seriously not questioning any of this? She shows up in a Bentley, with designer bags, acting like she’s on a vacation. Does that scream ‘homeless’ to you?”
He sighed, like he’d been through a long day. “She probably bought that stuff before things got bad, Layla. You know how proud she is. She’s not going to sell her things just because she’s struggling.”
As I spoke, an odd clinking noise came from the kitchen. I paused, lowering the phone. “Hang on,” I said, my brows furrowing as I followed the sound.
When I stepped into the doorway, I froze. Irene was standing over the trash can, breaking our plates one by one and tossing the shards inside like it was no big deal.
“What are you doing?” I demanded, disbelief lacing every word. “I thought you were in your room. And why are you breaking the plates?”
She turned to me with an exasperated expression, as if I were the unreasonable one. “These plates are awful,” she said, holding up a cracked piece like it was evidence. “Cheap, scratched, and completely unworthy of my son. Dan deserves to eat off something better. Don’t worry, honey… we’re going to buy new ones.”
Before I could protest, she just walked away to her room. I was LIVID.
When Dan returned, I grabbed his arm and pulled him aside. “Do you know what your mother just did?” I asked, narrowing my eyes at him.
He frowned, clearly caught off guard. “She broke our plates — every single one — because she said they weren’t ‘worthy of you.’ She tossed the pieces into the trash like it was no big deal!”
Dan rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly, his expression somewhere between uncomfortable and defensive. “I mean… maybe she’s just trying to help?”
“Help? By smashing our plates?”
“She probably just wants to replace them with something nicer,” he said sheepishly, avoiding my gaze. “You know how she is… she only wants the best for me.”
“The best for you? Dan, she’s treating this house like it’s a makeover show, and you’re seriously okay with that?”
He shrugged weakly. “I don’t think she means any harm, Layla. Maybe you’re reading too much into it.”
“Unbelievable,” I muttered, shaking my head as I turned to leave. There was no point in arguing with Dan.
He rubbed his forehead like he had a headache. “Layla, can you just… can you give her a little space? She’s going through a tough time. She needs a little comfort right now. Just… let her settle in.”
“Let her settle in? Sure, Dan. Let’s just let her redecorate our whole lives!”
Dan didn’t respond. And honestly, I wasn’t sure I wanted to hear what he had to say.
Over the next week, things only got stranger. Irene filled the guest room and bathroom with her luxury skincare products. Every corner of the house seemed to smell like something expensive — rosewater mist here, lavender-infused whatever there.
Then came the packages. Chanel. Gucci. Prada. Box after box piled up on our doorstep, each one more outrageous than the last.
When I finally asked her about them, she waved me off with a dismissive flick of her hand. “Oh, just some things I ordered a while back,” she said lightly, as if ordering thousands of dollars’ worth of designer goods was no big deal.
That was it. I couldn’t take it anymore. If she was truly “broke,” then where was all the money coming from? Something about this didn’t add up.
The next morning, Irene left the house around 10 a.m., claiming she was meeting a friend for coffee. “Don’t wait up for me, darling,” she’d said with a wink, strolling out the door like she owned the place.
I waited exactly two minutes before grabbing my keys and following her.
She drove straight to an upscale country club. I parked a few spaces away, watching as she stepped out of the Bentley with the same air of confidence she’d had when she arrived at our house.
A man in a sharp, tailored suit greeted her by the entrance. He leaned in, kissed her cheek, and the two of them laughed like old friends sharing an inside joke.
My hands trembled as I snapped a few pictures on my phone. Who was this guy? And what the hell was Irene doing?
I sat in the car for a moment, staring at the photos. My heart raced, and my stomach churned. Whatever was going on, it wasn’t good. When Irene returned that afternoon, Dan and I were waiting for her in the living room.
“So,” I said, holding up my phone, “care to explain why you’re meeting rich men at country clubs while we’re housing you for free?”
Her face went pale. “You… you followed me?”
“Answer the question, Irene.”
She sighed dramatically, sinking into the couch. “Fine,” she said, throwing up her hands. “I’ll tell you the truth. I was so lonely after my husband died. I was looking for some… you know, adventure. I found someone. He was young, handsome, and adorable. I spent a huge chunk of my savings on him. He promised me excitement and a future, but he left me for someone else. I was devastated… and I wanted to get back on my feet.”
I crossed my arms, narrowing my eyes. “And the man you met today?”
“That’s Henry,” she said defensively. “He’s wealthy and interested in me. He’s helping me get back on my feet. He’s been sending me gifts and he really likes me. I just wanted Henry to believe I was completely broke… you know…”
Dan stared at her, his jaw tightening. “So you’re not broke. You just didn’t want to use your own money while figuring out your next move?”
Irene’s lips pressed into a thin line. “You don’t understand. I only came here to help you, Dan. You deserve better. Someone from the same financial class as us. Together, we could’ve rebuilt our status.”
I felt the air leave my lungs. “You were planning to push me out??”
Irene didn’t say a word. Her silence was all the confirmation I needed.
Dan’s voice cut through the tension like a knife. “Mom,” he said, standing up and looking her dead in the eye, “you need to leave. Tomorrow. Go live with Henry if he’s so interested in helping you.”
“Dan, don’t be ridiculous,” she started, but he raised a hand to stop her.
“I’m done, Mom. I trusted you. But you crossed the line.”
The next day, she left with her suitcases, her chin held high and a look of pure disdain etched across her face.
A week later, Irene called Dan in tears. Turns out Henry was married, and his wife had found out. He’d dumped her, leaving her high and dry. I couldn’t help but laugh when Dan told me.
“Karma sure works fast, huh?” I said, scrolling through Irene’s Instagram.
Her posts were filled with captions like, “Embracing the simple life” and “Finding beauty in humility.” Meanwhile, I knew she was selling her designer bags just to cover the rent on her modest condo.
Dan shook his head, a small smile tugging at his lips. “You know, she kind of brought this on herself.”
I grinned, raising my coffee mug in a mock toast. “Here’s to Irene,” I said. “May she finally learn the difference between humility and Chanel.”
Joan Collins Turns 91: Photos of Her Transforming Appearance through the Years
Her childhood was unconventional as she grew up during the Blitz period. Years later, Joan thought it would be great to do a film about growing up with her sister during this era but her dream hasn’t come to fruition.
Even so, the actress said that as the war continued, she was just a child, unaware of the bombings. She would collect fragments of debris from the streets and store them in her cigar box each evening.
She narrated, “We would draw silly pictures of Hitler. We were evacuated 10 or 12 times. We would be in the tube stations, and people would be playing their harmonicas and singing.”
Despite the chaos, Joan Collins, who deeply loved her Anglican Briton mother, realized that she did not want to live the same life her mom lived. “Mummy was the 1950s housewife, very sweet and very docile,” she explained.
The actress had previously said that her mom, who died at the age of 52, died very young because she never spoke back to her husband.
oan also shared that “My father never held back. I saw him as a figure to look up to more than my mother. I loved her to death but I considered her to be weak and I hated all the clothes she wore.”
The actress’s mother consistently wore girdles, suspenders, stockings, tight bras, underpinnings, and corsets, which Joan disliked.
Joan, who took great care in her appearance, was voted the most beautiful girl in England by a photographers’ association when she was 18. The newspapers asked her dad what he thought about her daughter’s position, he replied, “I’m amazed. She’s a nice-enough-looking girl. Nothing special.”
At this point, Joan had departed from the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art (RADA), developed a passion for French existentialism, admired the singer Juliette Gréco, and dreamed of becoming a celebrated stage actress.
The focus on her appearance was even more as her film career progressed. Joan disclosed that in Hollywood, she faced daily verbal abuse.
She recounted how the makeup department gave her cruel nicknames, such as “Moonface” due to her baby fat and “Scrawny Legs” because of her thin legs. She remembered the department as a large group of women who were particularly harsh and unkind to her.
In 1955, when Joan was 22, she was cast in the biopic about Evelyn Nesbit “The Girl in the Red Velvet Swing.” Evelyn was considered the most beautiful girl in New York and Joan was to play her.
So, one day, Joan who was still in the Juliette Gréco character and thus had no makeup and was in jeans with scruffy hair, ran into her director Richard Fleischer. Richard told her, “Oh my God, I cannot look at you – you are so ugly. You cannot go around like that – put some makeup on, get your hair done, get a proper dress.”
Just like her career, Joan’s personal life also had its ups and downs. When she was 17, still a virgin, the actress went on a date with actor Maxwell Reed, aged 31. He spiked her rum and coke and raped her.
“I was 17, but I was the equivalent mentally of 12. We did not have sex education,” she noted. Shockingly, Maxwell became the actress’s first husband. When asked why she chose to marry her rapist, she answered, “Because I come from a generation where if you’re going to have sex, you get married.”
However, when Joan learned that Maxwell wanted to give her to older men for $12,710 a night as long as he could watch, she stood up for herself. After four years of marriage, the two divorced.
In her 20s, Joan lived with several men, including Sydney Chaplin and Arthur Loew Jr. She also had an affair with a married man who was eight years her senior. As much as the man was handsome, witty, and fascinating, Joan said the affair was utter hell and she never engaged in one again.
Hollywood men, including directors, also went after Joan. In her autobiography, “Behind the Shoulder Pads,” the actress revealed that she was offered the role of Cleopatra in Joseph L. Mankiewicz’s film on the condition that she got along well with Buddy Adler, the head of Fox, and the chairman of the board.
Joan, who was disgusted by how directors and producers, who were old men, took advantage of young actresses said no as she never wanted to be a part of that. The Cleopatra role was given to Elizabeth Taylor.
In the memoir, Joan also wrote about having an abortion when she got pregnant at 26 with her fiancé, Beatty, a 23-year-old aspiring actor. Beatty convinced Joan to abort the baby because it would derail their career. Years later, she agreed with him, noting that if he had a baby, she would have had to say goodbye to her acting career.
Joan went on to have three kids. She had her first two, Tara and Alexander with her second husband, Anthony Newley. Her last child, Katyana, is with her second husband Ron Kass.
The actress’s third husband was Peter Holm and she is now married to Percy Gibson. Joan announced that she was engaged to Percy in December 2001 and then the pair got married in 2002 at Claridge’s Hotel in London, in front of 175 guests.
The lovebirds, who have been together for over two decades, met when Joan was featured in a touring production of the play “Love Letters” in the US. The Peruvian-born theatre manager also helped Joan edit her novel “Star Quality.”
Many people talked when Joan and Percy Gibson got married because he is 32 years younger than her. Joan was asked to comment on their age difference and she said, “Well, if he dies, he dies.”
In 2023, Joan gushed about her marriage saying that she had found the right man in her current husband, “Oh yes, Percy and I have been married for 21 years and it’s just marvelous.”
Now, Joan is in her 90s but she still has the youthful charm and grace in her presence. When asked if she has had cosmetic procedures done, the actress simply said with a shrug, “If people want to think I’ve had surgery, then…”
Joan added, “You can tell [I haven’t] because I have lines and jowls. When I see women around my age I think: ‘Oh, really? My gosh, I look quite a bit…’ I think I look pretty good!”
The movie star is also needle-phobic and just couldn’t bring herself to have cosmetic work done on her. She attributes her good look, perfect complexion, and youthfulness to staying out of the sun.
She added that her mom taught her to moisturize her skin and use night cream, something she also taught her daughters. Joan’s lovely appearance still amazes her fans.
In April 2024, Joan enjoyed a fun photoshoot for the New York Times Fashion and Style section. She looked radiant in a white cardigan paired with an off-white cap and black trousers.
A fan, amazed by her look, said, “You are simply iconic, dear one, and stunning ♥️♥️.” Another admirer commented, “You always look so beautiful♥️.”
When she turned 90 in 2023, a fan shared a picture of Joan taken on the streets. The actress was in a modest flower dress styled with a white coat, a sun hat, and sunglasses. The fan captioned the post, “Happiest of birthdays to Dame Joan Collins, who turns 90 but easily looks at least 20 years younger.”
At 91, Joan Collins is content with both her personal and professional life. Retirement isn’t on her agenda, as she plans to continue working because of her passion for it.
She acknowledged that performing her one-woman show and staying in a different hotel each night was exhausting, but the enthusiastic audiences and her love for her work made it a rewarding experience.
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