I was shocked when my husband, Jake, handed me a schedule to help me “become a better wife.” But instead of losing my temper, I decided to play along. Little did Jake know, I was about to teach him a lesson that would make him rethink his new idea of marriage.
I’ve always been the calm and reasonable one in our relationship. Jake, on the other hand, can easily get caught up in new trends or ideas, whether it’s a hobby or a YouTube video that claims to change his life in just a few easy steps.
Jake and I were fine until he met Steve. Steve was the type of guy who thought being loud made him right. He’d talk over anyone who tried to correct him. He was also always single (no surprise there), but that didn’t stop him from giving relationship advice to all his married friends, including Jake. Jake, who should’ve known better, was impressed by Steve’s confidence.
I didn’t worry about it much at first, but then Jake started saying things like, “Steve says marriages work best when the wife handles the household,” or “Steve thinks women should always look good for their husbands, no matter how long they’ve been married.” I’d roll my eyes and make sarcastic comments, but it was bothering me. Jake was changing. He’d raise an eyebrow if I ordered takeout instead of cooking, and he’d sigh if I let the laundry pile up—forgetting that I also had a full-time job.
Then one night, it happened. Jake came home with The List.
He sat me down, unfolded a piece of paper, and slid it across the table. “I’ve been thinking,” he began, sounding condescending in a way I’d never heard before. “You’re a great wife, Lisa, but there’s room for improvement.”
My eyebrows shot up. “Oh really?”
He nodded, not realizing he was walking into dangerous territory. “Yeah, Steve helped me realize that our marriage could be even better if you, you know, stepped up a bit.”
I looked at the paper in front of me. It was a schedule, titled “Lisa’s Weekly Routine for Becoming a Better Wife.” Jake had actually written out a plan for me based on what Steve—a single guy with no relationship experience—thought I should do to “improve” as a wife.
I was supposed to wake up at 5 a.m. every day to make Jake a gourmet breakfast, then go to the gym to “stay in shape.” After that? Cleaning, laundry, ironing—all before heading to work. Every evening, I was to cook dinner from scratch and make snacks for Jake and his friends when they came over. It was sexist and insulting on so many levels, I didn’t know where to start. I just stared at Jake, wondering if he had lost his mind.
“This will be great for you, and us,” he continued, unaware.
“Steve says it’s important to have structure, and I think you could benefit from—”
“Benefit from what?” I interrupted, keeping my voice calm. Jake blinked, surprised, but quickly recovered.
“Well, from having some guidance and a schedule.”
I wanted to throw the paper in his face, but instead, I surprised myself—I smiled.
“You’re right, Jake,” I said sweetly. “I’m lucky you made me this schedule. I’ll start tomorrow.”
He looked relieved, and I almost felt sorry for him as I stuck the list on the fridge. Almost. He had no idea what was coming.
The next day, I looked at the ridiculous schedule and smiled. If Jake thought he could hand me a list of “improvements,” he was about to learn a lesson. I opened my laptop and started a new document titled, “Jake’s Plan for Becoming the Best Husband Ever.” If he wanted perfection from me, there was a cost.
I started by listing all the things he’d suggested for me, beginning with the gym. “$1,200 for a personal trainer,” I typed, barely holding back a laugh.
Next was the food. If Jake wanted gourmet meals, that wasn’t happening with our current grocery budget. Organic, non-GMO, free-range everything? That wasn’t cheap. “$700 per month for groceries,” I wrote. And if he wanted fancy meals, he’d need cooking lessons too—those were expensive.
I leaned back, laughing as I imagined his face when he saw this. But I wasn’t done. The best part was yet to come.
There was no way I could manage all these demands and keep my job. If Jake wanted me to follow his absurd schedule full-time, he’d have to cover my lost income. I calculated my salary and added it to the list. “$75,000 per year to replace Lisa’s salary since she will now be your full-time maid, chef, and personal assistant.”
By now, I was laughing so hard my stomach hurt.
And just for fun, I added a note about expanding the house. If Jake was going to have friends over all the time, they’d need a separate space. “$50,000 to build a man cave so Jake and his friends don’t disrupt Lisa’s new routine.”
I printed out the list, set it on the kitchen counter, and waited for Jake to come home. When he arrived, he was in a good mood.
“Hey, babe,” he called, spotting the paper. “What’s this?”
Keeping a straight face, I said, “Oh, just a little list to help you become the best husband ever.”
He chuckled, thinking I was playing along, but as he read the list, his smile faded. “$1,200 for a trainer? $700 a month for groceries? What the hell, Lisa?”
I crossed my arms. “Well, you want me to follow your plan, right? I figured we should budget for it.”
His face turned pale as he flipped through the pages. “$75,000 a year? You’re quitting your job?”
“How else can I follow your plan?” I asked. “I can’t work and be the perfect wife, right?”
Jake looked stunned. The numbers and the absurdity of his demands hit him all at once. His smugness disappeared, replaced by the realization that he had messed up.
“I didn’t mean for it to be like this,” he stammered. “I just thought—”
“You thought you could ‘fix’ me like a project?” I said, my voice calm but firm. “Jake, marriage is about respect. And if you ever try to ‘fix’ me like this again, it’ll cost you a lot more than what’s on that paper.”
There was a long silence. Jake sighed and looked at me, defeated.
“I’m sorry,” he whispered. “I didn’t realize how ridiculous it was. Steve made it sound reasonable, but now I see… it’s toxic. I’ve been such a fool.”
I nodded. “Yes, you have. And honestly, Steve has no idea what he’s talking about. Why would you listen to him?”
Jake’s face softened as the truth hit him. “You’re right. He has no clue.”
We tore up both lists, and for the first time in weeks, I felt like we were back on the same team. It was a reminder that marriage isn’t about being perfect—it’s about being better together.
My Brother Left His Newborn Son in My Yard 27 Years Ago – Two Days Ago, He Returned and Blamed Me for It
Twenty-seven years ago, my brother left his newborn son on my doorstep, disappearing without a trace. Now, just as my nephew has become the successful man I always hoped he’d be, my brother has returned, and he’s blaming me for everything.
I’ll never forget that morning 27 years ago. I opened the door, and there he was — a tiny baby bundled in a blanket so thin it barely covered his little body. The fabric was worn and frayed, not nearly enough to keep him warm on that chilly morning. He was lying in a basket, his face red from crying, his fists clenched tight.
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The street was quiet — too quiet. Just the eerie silence of the neighborhood waking up. The only sound left was the baby’s soft whimpers, weak now from crying so much. This helpless child abandoned on my porch — my nephew. I knew it instantly. There was no doubt. My brother had done this.
I knew it, just like I knew he wouldn’t be coming back. Tommy. Always running from his problems, always disappearing when things got hard. He hadn’t been seen for weeks, and now, in the dead of night, he had left his son on my doorstep like an unwanted package.
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Carl was in the kitchen, making coffee when I stumbled back inside, still cradling the baby in my arms. I must have looked like a wreck because his face instantly changed when he saw me.
I could barely get the words out. “Tommy… he left him,” I said, my voice breaking. “He left his baby on our doorstep.”
Carl stared at me for a moment, processing what I had said. Then his gaze shifted to the baby, who had finally stopped crying but was still shivering in my arms. “Are you sure it’s his?” Carl asked though we both knew the answer.
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I nodded, tears starting to well up in my eyes. “He’s Tommy’s. I know it.”
Carl exhaled deeply, rubbing his temples. “We can’t keep him, Sarah. This isn’t our responsibility,” he said, his voice calm but firm, like he was trying to reason with me before I got too attached.
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“But look at him,” I pleaded, holding the baby up just a little higher as if Carl could somehow see the desperation in my nephew’s eyes the way I could. “He’s so small, and he’s cold. He needs us.”
There was a long, heavy silence. Carl looked at the baby again, then at me. I could see the conflict in his eyes — he was trying to be logical, trying to protect us from making a decision that could change everything.
But I also knew he had a soft heart. He had always been that way, even when he tried to hide it.
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We didn’t argue. We didn’t talk about it much more that day. We just did what needed to be done. We kept him. We fed him, bathed him, and found clothes that would fit him. And when the sun went down that night, we rocked him to sleep in our arms.
That was 27 years ago.
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Two days ago, he came over for dinner. He was in town for work and decided to stop by. As Michael and I sat down to dinner, I watched him closely, the way his posture was always straight, his manner of speaking careful and measured.
He was every bit the successful lawyer now. He’d just come from a case in Manhattan and told me about the long hours, the meetings, the deals he was closing. His eyes lit up when he talked about his work, and I couldn’t help but feel proud.
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But there was a space between us, always had been. Even as we sat together at the table, sharing a meal, I could feel the distance. I had raised him and sacrificed so much, but there was a line he never crossed.
He respected me and was polite, but the love — the real love a child has for their mother — was never there. I felt it in the way he never called me “Mom,” and how he was quick to offer thanks but never affection.
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“So, how long are you staying in town?” I asked, trying to keep the conversation light.
“Just a few days,” he said, cutting into his steak. “Got a lot on my plate right now. Big case coming up next month.”
I nodded, forcing a smile. “Well, we’re glad to have you here. Your dad and I—”
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Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. It was loud, almost urgent, pulling me out of my thoughts. Carl looked up from his seat, and Michael raised an eyebrow, confused. “Are you expecting someone?”
I shook my head, feeling a strange pit form in my stomach. “No, I’m not.”
I stood up, wiped my hands on the kitchen towel, and walked to the door. When I opened it, my heart nearly stopped.
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It was Tommy. After 27 years, my brother stood there, looking older, thinner, and worn down by life. His hair was gray, his face gaunt. He smelled like he hadn’t bathed in days, and his clothes were dirty and tattered.
“Sis,” he said, his voice rough. “It’s been a long time.”
I couldn’t speak. I just stared at him, the memories rushing back. The morning I found his baby on my doorstep, the years of wondering if he would ever come back. And now here he was, like a ghost from the past.
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Michael stepped closer, his face puzzled. “Who is this?” he asked.
My throat tightened. “This… this is your father,” I finally said.
Michael’s eyes widened, and he turned to Tommy. “You’re my father?”
Tommy stepped forward, his voice growing louder. “Yeah, I’m your dad. I had no choice, son! I had to leave you, or you would’ve died. It’s all her fault!” He jabbed his finger in my direction.
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I felt my knees weaken. “Tommy, what are you talking about?” I stammered. “I raised him. I did what you couldn’t.”
Tommy’s face twisted with anger. “You never gave me the money I sent for his treatment! I trusted you to help, and you took everything from me. I was left with nothing!”
Michael looked between us, his expression hardening. “Is this true?” he asked, his voice low.
I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. “Michael, no, he’s lying! He never sent me money. He left you with me, and he disappeared!”
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Tommy’s voice rose. “I was trying to get back on my feet! I was working, trying to send money, but she kept it all for herself. She ruined me!”
Michael’s hands balled into fists. “Is that why you left me? Because you were trying to send money?”
Tommy nodded, his eyes wild. “I had no choice, son! I had to go. But I came back for you now. I came back to fix things.”
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I felt the room spinning. My worst fear was playing out — losing Michael to the lies of a man who had abandoned him so long ago. “Michael, please,” I whispered. “You know me. You know I would never do that.”
For a moment, Michael was silent. Then he turned to Tommy, his voice calm but firm. “No,” he said. “I don’t believe you.”
Tommy blinked, stunned. “What?”
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“I don’t believe you,” Michael repeated, his voice louder now. “You didn’t send money. You didn’t try to come back. You left me on her doorstep, and she raised me. She’s the only mother I’ve ever known.”
Tommy’s face crumpled. “But I’m your father—”
“You’re not my father,” Michael interrupted, his voice steady. “You’re just a man who gave up on me. She never did.”
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Tommy stood there, speechless, as if the wind had been knocked out of him. He opened his mouth to speak but said nothing.
“You need to leave,” Michael said, his voice cold. “There’s no place for you here.”
Tommy’s shoulders slumped, and without another word, he turned and walked away. The door closed behind him, and the house fell silent.
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I stood there, still trembling, unsure of what had just happened. Michael turned to me, his eyes softening for the first time in years.
“You’re my real mother,” he said, his voice quiet. “I’m sorry I never said it before, but you are. And I’m grateful for everything you’ve done. I wouldn’t be where I am today without you.”
Tears welled up in my eyes as I reached out and hugged him, holding on tight. It was something I never thought I’d hear.
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After a long moment, Michael pulled back, a small smile on his face. “I have one more thing to tell you.”
“What is it?” I asked, wiping my tears.
He took a deep breath. “I bought a house near the ocean. It’s yours and Dad’s. I want you both to live there, to have something for yourselves. I’m covering everything.”
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I stared at him, my heart swelling. “You… you did that for us?”
Michael nodded. “It’s the least I could do.”
And for the first time in a long time, I felt like I had truly found my son.
This work is inspired by real events and people, but it has been fictionalized for creative purposes. Names, characters, and details have been changed to protect privacy and enhance the narrative. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental and not intended by the author.
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