So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened.
Her – why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me – excuse me?
Her – you are wasting our bags!
Me – if you don’t likе the way I’m bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her – that’s not my job!
Me – okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that’s all right with you.
Her – why are you using two bags?!
Me – because the bags are weak and I don’t want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her – well that’s because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn’t need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me – so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don’t have to double bag.
Her – exactly.
Me – so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her – no because you wouldn’t be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me – okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I’m still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it’s not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this likе that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don’t get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skiIIs.
The Last Day Of Life On Earth Has Been Calculated By NASA, This Is How Long We Have Left
According to NASA estimates, there will be life on Earth for about 1.5 billion years after that. The main hazard arrives sooner, even though the planet will be devoured by the Sun in approximately 5 billion years. Global temperatures rise as a result of the Sun’s steady heating and brightness as it gets older. Severe heatwaves, droughts, and ultimately ocean evaporation will result from this.v
The earth will undergo a “moist runaway greenhouse effect,” speeding global warming beyond the point at which life may exist, when more water vapor, a powerful greenhouse gas, enters the sky.As Earth matures, it will resemble Venus in that it will have intense heat and a dry atmosphere. Planet may be swallowed by the Sun, which by then would be a red giant. This forecast emphasizes how limited Earth’s habitability is, highlighting the necessity of space exploration and the hunt for alternative places for human habitation.
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