So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened.
Her – why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me – excuse me?
Her – you are wasting our bags!
Me – if you don’t likе the way I’m bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her – that’s not my job!
Me – okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that’s all right with you.
Her – why are you using two bags?!
Me – because the bags are weak and I don’t want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her – well that’s because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn’t need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me – so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don’t have to double bag.
Her – exactly.
Me – so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her – no because you wouldn’t be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me – okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I’m still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it’s not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this likе that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don’t get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skiIIs.
Secrets of Ancient Alien Villages Revealed: What the Skeletons Are Really Hiding
In recent years, people have become very interested in finding out if ancient alien villages really existed. Scientists and enthusiasts are using new technology and discoveries to learn more about these mysterious places and the skeletons found there.
The term “ancient alien villages” is important in this search. It refers to the idea that extraterrestrial beings might have set up settlements on Earth thousands of years ago. This idea challenges what we usually think about history and human civilization.
The search for ancient alien villages has led to interesting discoveries all around the world. Archaeologists and UFO researchers have found bones and artifacts that suggest there might have been non-human beings in ancient times. This has sparked debate about whether these beings were from another planet or just advanced civilizations that we’ve lost track of.
One significant find was in a remote desert area, where several skeletons with strange features were uncovered. These skeletons had elongated skulls and unusual bone shapes that didn’t look human. Scientists are carefully studying these remains to figure out where they came from and how they lived.
Advanced technology has been crucial in the search for ancient alien villages. Tools like ground-penetrating radar and 3D imaging help researchers explore places they couldn’t access before. These tools have uncovered hidden chambers and structures that might be connected to ancient alien settlements. Researchers use the data from these tools to create detailed maps and reconstructions of these sites.
The search for ancient alien villages also extends beyond Earth. Space agencies and private companies are looking at the Moon and Mars for signs of past alien life. Recent missions to Mars, for example, are trying to find evidence of ancient life or possible civilizations that might have existed on the red planet.
Public interest in these discoveries has led to many documentaries and TV shows. These programs explore the mysteries of the skeletal remains and what they could mean. They often include interviews with experts and enthusiasts who share different theories and ideas about the evidence.
Despite the excitement and growing evidence, the search for ancient alien villages is still controversial. Skeptics believe that many of the findings might be due to natural causes or human activities. They urge for careful scientific investigation and warn against jumping to conclusions.
In summary, the quest for ancient alien villages is an intriguing journey that combines archaeology, science, and our search for our place in the universe. As researchers continue to study these mysterious skeletons, we might one day change our understanding of Earth’s history and learn more about the cosmos. This exploration not only expands our knowledge but also makes us think about the possibilities of life beyond our planet.
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