Wife: Honey, would you mind clearing the garden for me?
Spouse: Do I appear to be a landscaper?
SLAZY PARTNER! (HAHA STORY)
Spouse: I’m sorry, sweetie. So, how about we take care of the bathroom door?
Spouse: Do I appear to be a carpenter?
The spouse leaves the tasks unfinished when he leaves. Later, he comes back to find the bathroom door mended and the lawn well-kept.
Wife: I knew she would take care of things on her own!
Wife: I wasn’t the one responsible.
Wife: Honestly? Who then carried it out?
Wife: The woman next door.
Spouse: What was the amount you gave him?
Wife: He had no desire for money. I have two choices from him now: bread or sex.
Spouse: I hope you fed him some bread!
Wife: Do I appear to be from a bakery?
We Brought Our Baby to the Church for Baptism This Is Impossible, Whispered the Priest as He Held the Baby in His Arms
Daniel thought his life was perfect—a loving wife, a newborn daughter, and Brittany’s upcoming baptism. But when the priest took his daughter into his arms, his expression turned to shock. “This is impossible,” he whispered, shaking. In that moment, Daniel’s world unraveled.
Father Gabriel revealed Brittany had the same distinct birthmark as his brother, Matthew, raising terrible suspicions. Daniel’s wife, Nadine, fled, confirming the truth—Brittany wasn’t his child, but Matthew’s.
Devastated, Daniel confronted Nadine, who admitted the affair. Though shattered, Daniel chose to stay for Brittany, realizing that fatherhood was about love, not blood.
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