“There’s not one piece that I didn’t go out and buy or that I can’t tell you a story about.”

In any case, sir, my spouse used to tell me that I had a behind capable of raising the dead from their graves. I wish to avoid taking any chances.
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Millionaires are Jamie Lee Curtis and her spouse Christopher Guest. However, for the past 30 years, the famous couple has made the decision to reside in the same stunning home.

In December 2022, Jamie Lee Curtis and Christopher Guest celebrated their 38th wedding anniversary. Throughout their marriage, they have resided in the same home. Annie and Ruby, their children, grew up in the beautiful house.

Jamie Lee Curtis is a Hollywood royalty, descended from actor Tony Curtis and actress Janet Leigh. She developed a prosperous acting career by following in their footsteps and starring in beloved films like “Halloween” and “Freaky Friday.”

Curtis has received recognition for her exceptional acting abilities throughout her career. She was previously nominated for a Golden Globe for the sitcom “Anything But Love.” She was raised in Los Angeles, first as an adult and subsequently with her parents.

Curtis is one of the few well-known writers who has won over critics and book lovers in addition to her acting profession. She became well-known for writing children’s books when she released “When I Was Little: A Four-Year-Old’s Memoir of Her Youth” in 1993.

Books that her kids inspired

Actor-Filmmaker Christopher Guest is credited by Curtis with inspiring her two children. The basis for her second novel, “Tell Me Again About The Night I Was Born,” which was released in 1996, came from the adoption of their oldest child, Annie.

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She co-wrote the New York Times best-selling book “Today I Feel Silly and Other Moods That Make My Day” two years later. She wrote “Is There Really a Human Race?” in 2006, drawing inspiration from Ruby, her adoptive daughter.

HER MATERNITY WITH CHRISTIPH GUEST

Since 1984, Curtis and her spouse have been joined in marriage. She has expressed her gratitude to the man countless times, and she is thrilled to spend the rest of her life with him. On their 36th anniversary of marriage, she wrote:

“My hand is in his.” Both then and now. Our children, families, and friends were the connections in our emotional chain, guiding us through both success and failure.

Curtis previously talked candidly about the instant she realized she would marry Guest. The actress made it real when she saw his photo in a Rolling Stone publication in 1984, right before the premiere of “This Is Spinal Tap.”

The actress claimed that she gestured to a picture of Guest sporting a plaid shirt. She pointed at him and informed her companion that she would marry that man even though she had never seen him before.

Curtis decided to take a chance and called Guest’s agent the very following day. If Guest was interested, she asked him to phone her and gave him his number.

Sadly, he never phoned, and she continued living her life and dating other men. She drove to Hugo’s restaurant in West Hollywood after they broke up. She looked up there and noticed Guest three tables away.

She waved back to Guest when he had finished waving. He raised his hand and gave a shrug as he stood up to go. He phoned her the very next day, and they went on their first date a few days later.

After a few months, Guest took a plane to New York City to record “Saturday Night Live” for a whole year. They were totally enamored with one another at the time, and they haven’t looked back.

The 1920s Spanish Colonial Revival house that Curtis entered in 1992 would end up being her first residence. Regarding the interior design of the home, the actress said, “There’s not one piece that I didn’t go out and buy or that I can’t tell you a story about,” acknowledging that at the time she thought she could make any place beautiful.

For Guest, however, it was not. Curtis revealed that he would frequently display disdain in his facial expressions when house hunting. But he was different for this particular property.

He began examining the eucalyptus trees around the house and its terracotta roof tiles before concluding that they ought to buy it. He would subsequently say that the home’s park-like environment had pleased him.

Despite being built in 1929, the house had not been modified when the previous owners moved in. As a result, they enlisted Jan McFarland Cox’s assistance to revitalize the house, which is now light and spacious.

The house is filled with traces of Curtis’s two children. She combined aspects of a more modern zen design with those of an ancient traditional Mediterranean home.

Curtis and Guest’s belief that fusing old and new is an integral part of who they are is reflected in the home. The home serves as an inspiration for the children’s book author to produce works of art.

The couple worked with architect Michael B. Lehrer and his wife Mia on renovations and landscape design while they were renovating the home before moving in. Before remodeling the master bedroom and bathroom, they started on adding bedrooms for their kids.

After remodeling the basement level, Lehrer opened up the kitchen to create a family area—a location that Curtis refers to as “the emotional center of the house.” She asked Cox to design interiors that highlighted the Mediterranean roots of the home.

Curtis and Guest are positive that they have brought happiness into the house. “I think it’s like anything: it’s a work in progress,” a guest once said. This house will continue to exist.

It’s true that Curtis uses wall art, hanging fabric dividers, and kitchen towels to hang inspirational sayings to keep the home lively. Timeless hardwood furnishings that maintain the Mediterranean aesthetic perfectly complement their home’s light and airy ambiance.

Curtis and Guest created a devoted household, but they also shared a profound understanding of what it meant to be “home” with one another. When I pull up and see that you are home, I feel protected, the actress once wrote a song for her husband.

She feels that the song’s words, despite their simplicity, perfectly capture what it means to be in a long marriage. She values the security that comes from knowing her spouse is home and that she is not by herself.

Now that they are empty nesters, Curtis and Guest take solace in their time spent together. Their daughter Ruby changed from her prior identity as Thomas, and their oldest daughter Annie is now married.

At the age of 25, Ruby, the second of Curtis’s two children with Guest, made the decision to transition. With Ruby teaching her to reject the notion that gender is fixed, Curtis is ecstatic for her children.

Ruby married in 2022 in the same manner that Annie is already married. Curtis was pleased to announce that she presided over her daughter’s wedding.

My SIL Demanded That I Give Her My Baby as a Birthday Gift, but She Got Exactly What She Deserved – Story of the Day

My sister-in-law always felt entitled to whatever she wanted, but nothing prepared me for her most outrageous demand yet—she wanted me to have a baby just so she could keep it as a gift. When she refused to take no for an answer, I decided to teach her a lesson she would never forget.

Do you think you have crazy relatives? Well, let me tell you about mine, and you might change your mind.

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Harry and I had been married for seven years, together for nearly fifteen, and we had two wonderful children, Maya and Luke.

Our little family was everything to me but when it came to our extended family, things weren’t as simple.

I realized something was off with my MIL, Charlotte, and my SIL, Candice, the very first day I met them.

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I told myself it was just nerves, that I was overthinking it. I had no idea then just how much trouble they would bring into my life.

Before our wedding, Candice proved just how self-centered she was. She threw a full-blown tantrum because I had the audacity to choose someone else as my maid of honor.

Worse yet, she claimed my dress was prettier than hers. As if my wedding was supposed to revolve around her!

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She nearly ruined the entire day, but thankfully, Grace, Harry’s grandmother, stepped in.

Grace was the only truly kind soul in that family, aside from my husband. Unfortunately, she lived too far away to rescue us often.

But just before Candice’s thirtieth birthday, something happened that made me question reality itself.

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Candice rarely visited us, and when she did, she kept her distance from the kids, always complaining that they were “too noisy” or “gave her headaches.”

But that day was different. She spent hours playing with Maya, and something about it sent a shiver down my spine. As it turned out, I had every reason to be worried.

During dinner, Candice kept glancing at me and Harry. I knew she wanted attention. I just didn’t know why.

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“I have an announcement!” Her voice rang through the dining room. “I’m going to be a mom!” she blurted out.

Harry choked on his food. He coughed and grabbed his water. I froze with my fork halfway to my mouth.

“What?” I asked.

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Harry wiped his mouth. “Who… is the father?” His brows furrowed. “You’re not even dating anyone.”

He was right. The last boyfriend, she had run off after she screamed at him for not buying her an expensive handbag.

Candice waved a hand. “That’s actually why I came over today.” She straightened in her chair. “The parents of my daughter will be you two.”

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My stomach twisted. “What?!”

She sighed like I was the crazy one. “I’m almost thirty, and I don’t have a husband.” She smiled. “The perfect birthday gift would be a daughter.”

I opened my mouth, then closed it. My brain struggled to process her words.

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Harry rubbed his temples. “You want Stephanie to be your surrogate?”

Candice shook her head. “No, I want you two to have a baby for me.”

I placed my hands on the table. “So, it would be our child, and you expect us to give it to you?”

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“Not just give—give it to me for my birthday. What’s the problem?” Her tone was light, casual, like she was asking for a sweater.

I stared at her. “You seriously don’t see a problem?” My voice rose. “Harry and I aren’t having any more children. I am not having a baby just to hand it over to you.”

Candice scoffed. “Stephanie, you’ve always been so selfish.”

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Harry’s chair scraped against the floor as he sat up. “No, Candice. Stephanie is right. We’re not doing this.”

“But why? You already have two! What’s the big deal about having one more?” Her voice hit a high-pitched whine.

I clenched my fists. “I am not an incubator! A child is not an object! A child is a person!”

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“You just don’t want me to be happy! You want to be the only one with kids!” Candice shrieked.

Harry slammed his hand on the table. “Enough! Leave. Now.”

Candice’s face burned red. She stood, shaking with anger. “I’ll tell Mom about this!” She stomped to the door, threw it open, and slammed it behind her.

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I exhaled. “How did she even come up with this?”

Harry shook his head. “She’s completely lost it.”

Candice stayed quiet for a while. I hoped that meant she’d finally let it go. I should have known better.

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One afternoon, Candice showed up at our house with Charlotte by her side.

Candice’s arms overflowed with shopping bags from baby stores. My first thought was she had decided to be a good aunt and bring gifts for Maya and Luke. But the smug look on her face told me otherwise.

Charlotte walked in without waiting for an invitation. She sat on the couch and gestured for Harry and me to join her. Candice stood nearby, grinning.

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“Candice told me that you agreed to give her a baby,” Charlotte said.

“What? No, we told her we weren’t going to do that,” I said.

“Why not?” Charlotte asked.

“Because it’s insane,” Harry replied.

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“Is it really that hard? Stephanie, as a woman, you should know that the older you get, the harder it is to have children. Candice is already almost thirty,” Charlotte argued.

“I’m not going to give my child to your daughter, who has no idea what it means to be a parent,” I said firmly.

“That’s not true! I already bought everything!” Candice announced, pulling out baby clothes and dresses from her bags.

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“You do realize that a baby is not a doll you can just dress up, right? Babies cry, scream, spit up, and do a lot of unpleasant things,” Harry pointed out.

“My daughter won’t be like that. She’ll be like your Maya—I’ve never seen Maya cry,” Candice said confidently.

“That’s because you’ve never spent enough time with her,” I countered.

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“Then I’ll just bring my daughter to you when she cries,” Candice said.

“Babies cry day and night. Are you planning to bring her to me every single time?” I asked.

“Yes. What’s the problem with that?” Candice asked, genuinely confused.

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Harry buried his face in his hands.“This is impossible. Candice, you are not ready to be a mother. And asking someone to have a child for you is completely insane,” he said.

“But you’re my brother!” Candice cried.

While they argued, I noticed Charlotte had disappeared. I went looking for her and found her in our bedroom—poking holes in our condoms.

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“What are you doing?!” I shouted.

“Making everyone’s life easier,” she said calmly.

“Have you lost your mind?!” I screamed.

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“Listen, it wouldn’t be hard for you to have another baby, but it is hard for Candice. So I just decided to help a little,” she said.

“Help?!” I yelled. “You’re interfering in our personal lives!”

“Not everyone is as lucky as you, having a husband like my son. You should understand that,” Charlotte replied.

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“You’re treating me and your son like an incubator! Why can’t Candice just go to a sperm donor?!” I snapped.

“Donors are just random people. But you and Harry already have two healthy children, so Candice would know for sure that her baby would be fine,” Charlotte said.

“That would be our child! Ours!” I shouted.

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“But you’d be having it for Candice, so it would be her child,” Charlotte argued.

“Do you really think I would give my child to someone who believes you can choose a baby’s gender? Or that babies don’t cry?” I asked.

“I will help her,” Charlotte said.

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“That makes…” that makes the situation even worse, I wanted to say, but I stopped myself.

An idea formed in my mind—a way to teach both Candice and Charlotte a lesson and show everyone just how insane they were.

“You know what? If you’re going to help, then I agree,” I said.

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Charlotte beamed. “Finally! Why didn’t you just say so earlier?” she said, then went to tell Candice the “good news.”

As soon as they left, Harry turned to me in shock. “You actually agreed to this?” he asked.

“I have a plan,” I said.

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For the next nine months leading up to Candice’s birthday, I played my role well.

I smiled, touched my belly often, and acted like the happiest pregnant woman.

Every time Candice called, I assured her everything was going smoothly. I even let her ramble about nursery themes and baby names.

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It was exhausting. Keeping up the act drained me, but I had to see this through.

When the time came, I announced I would give birth in another city. Candice pouted but accepted my reasoning—I told her the “gift” had to remain a surprise until her birthday. After all, it was a present, right?

On the big day, the whole family gathered for the reveal. Even Grace had traveled to be there.

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Candice had told everyone about her “grand surprise,” building the moment up as if she had won the lottery.

Harry and I walked in when everyone was seated. I held a baby carrier, wrapped with a giant bow, cradling it carefully. Candice gasped, her hands clasped in front of her.

“Let me see her!” she squealed, trying to peek inside.

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“Not yet,” I said. “Wait for the big moment.”

Finally, Candice stood, practically glowing with excitement. “I have a very special announcement!” she declared. “Harry and Stephanie have given me the most incredible birthday gift—a baby!” Gasps filled the room. Eyes locked on us.

Candice turned, arms outstretched. “Okay, hand her over now!” I smiled and placed the carrier in her hands.

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Candice tore off the bow. She reached inside the carrier with trembling hands. Her eyes sparkled with excitement. Then her face twisted in horror.

“WHAT IS THIS?!” she shrieked, pulling out a doll.

The room fell silent. All eyes were on her. Harry and I burst into laughter.

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“The only baby you’re fit to take care of,” I said, smirking.

Candice’s chest rose and fell fast. Her fingers dug into the doll’s plastic limbs. She looked at me with pure rage.

“But you were pregnant!” she screamed. “I saw your belly!”

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“Fake bellies,” I said, shrugging. “I went out of town to ‘give birth’ just to sell the illusion.”

Candice let out a sharp sob. Charlotte gasped and shot up from her seat.

“You heartless witch!” Charlotte yelled.

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“And who exactly is heartless?” I snapped. “The people who refused to give away their child? Or the ones who expected a baby like it was a wrapped-up gift?”

Candice clutched the doll to her chest. Tears streamed down her face.

“But… but I already bought so many dresses!” she whined. “Who am I supposed to dress up now?”

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“The doll works perfectly,” Harry said, still chuckling.

Candice’s hands trembled as she looked down at the toy. Her whole body shook.

Then I noticed Grace watching carefully. Her wrinkled hands rested in her lap. Her sharp eyes flicked between Candice and Charlotte.

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“Can someone explain to me what’s going on here?” she asked, her voice firm.

I turned to her. “Candice came to us a year ago demanding that we give her a baby for her birthday.”

Grace’s face twisted in confusion. “You mean… as a surrogate? Does she have health issues?”

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“No,” Harry said. “Our baby.”

Grace’s frown deepened.

“Candice is perfectly healthy,” I added. “She just doesn’t have a husband and thought we should give her a child.”

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Grace’s face turned red with fury. She pushed herself up from her seat and pointed a shaking finger at Candice and Charlotte.

“ARE YOU BOTH OUT OF YOUR MINDS?!” she roared.

Candice flinched. “W-what? What’s so wrong with it?” she stammered.

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“You’re just like your mother, Candice! I warned my son not to marry you, Charlotte, but he didn’t listen! And this is the result!” Grace spat.

“Grandma, how could you say that?!” Candice cried.

“I’m saying the truth!” Grace snapped. She took another deep breath, then fixed them both with a look of disgust.

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“I am writing you both out of my will.”

The room fell silent. Grace’s estate was worth a lot. Everyone knew it. Candice and Charlotte froze in shock.

“You’re serious?” Charlotte whispered, her voice unsteady.

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“Absolutely,” Grace said coldly. “I will not let insane people like you have any control over my wealth.”

A deep, satisfied sense of justice filled me. I watched as realization dawned on them.

“But—” Candice started.

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Grace held up a hand. “Enough. We’re leaving. I want to see my great-grandchildren—the real ones.” She turned to Harry and me. “Let’s go.”

Harry and I didn’t hesitate. We stood up and walked out, hand in hand. Behind us, Candice sobbed hysterically.

Charlotte shouted in frustration. But we didn’t care. They got exactly what they deserved.

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