When the captain’s voice is heard speaking to the poor, heavy woman on the plane, the rich man mocks her. -A

An affluent man becomes displeased with being seated next to a corpulent woman in first class and begins to voice his complaints to the flight attendant.

The instant James Courtney spotted the woman seated beside him on the flight, he knew it was going to be a rough one. She was enormous! With her seated next him, how in the world was he going to travel in comfort?

The woman took a seat, jabbing at James with her elbow as she fastened her seat belt. “Observe it!” She turned to face James as he aggressively yelled at her.

She sobbed, “Oh, I’m so sorry. Please pardon me.”

“Pardon me?” sarcastically questioned James. Or pardon the three thousand doughnuts you consumed to reach that weight?

The woman gave him a startled gasp, and James noticed that she was rather young with a weak but sweet face. He was inspired to scoff, “Lady, you need to book TWO seats when you travel!”

The woman’s eyes welled up with tears, but James was in the mood, especially after noticing how cheap and dated her clothes were and how worn out her shoes were.

“I assume your entire budget goes on nachos and hot dogs, right?” he asked. So you’re not able to afford two seats? The next time you pass the hat, I’m sure everyone on the plane will be quite giving!

The woman turned to face the window, and James saw the tears streaming down her cheeks in the reflection. He said, “Listen.” “I’m sure my friend who owns a clinic down in Mexico would give you a liposuction for a lot less money!”

By the time James felt his discomfort from being pressed up against her soft weight had subsided, the young woman’s shoulders were quivering with sobs. He thus requested a Martini when the bartender arrived with the drinks cart.
In his best James Bond voice, he said, “Shaken, not stirred,” and then, “I don’t know what Moby Dick here will drink.”

The attractive attendant gave him a snide look while pressing her lips together tightly. Next, she spoke to the woman seated beside her. “Madam, what would you like to drink?”

With a nod, the woman dabbed at her eyes. “Please, give me a diet Coke.”

James sneered. “Don’t you think a diet Coke would be a little late in the game?” Though James felt a slight glow upon realizing he’d upset both the flight attendant and the woman, they both chose to ignore him.

While the woman next to him sipped her diet Coke, he reclined and bit on an olive and sipped his Martini. With a shudder, he realized she would eventually need to use the restroom and would be squeezing by him.

Shortly after he had finished his last drink, the flight attendant arrived carrying food. She placed a lovely tray in front of him and another one in front of the passenger next him.

“Are you certain that will suffice?” The flight attendant was asked by James, “Why do you think it would take a village to feed this lady?”

Disregarding him, the flight attendant continued serving the other first-class customers. “She really was impolite, wasn’t that?” James questioned the person seated beside him, saying, “I think I’ll complain about her.”

However, the other traveler disregarded him as well, and James proceeded to enjoy the genuinely superb meal. When the flight attendant returned, he was finishing the last of his wine, and she was beaming.

“Pardon me,” she began. “The captain would love to have you come up to the cockpit. He’s a big fan.”

After being startled, James noticed that the large woman sitting next to him was being spoken to by the flight attendant. She was flushing, nodding, and smiling. This implied that James needed to stand up and give her space.

After guiding the woman off of the aircraft, James resumed his seat. He expected to be forwarding a good deal of venomous emails concerning the first class service and conditions on the company’s flights to the management.

When the captain’s voice came over the speakers, he was mentally crafting some great diatribes. “Ladies and gentlemen,” he said. One of us is a celebrity! You will recognize the voice if, like me, you are an avid listener of “I Love Opera.”

When a beautiful voice began singing a few bars of a well-known aria in the cabin, the other passengers began to applaud and make joyful comments to one another. “That’s correct,” declared the captain. “We’re flying with the lovely Miss Allison Jones to perform a charity concert for world hunger.”

James winced as the entire aircraft broke into spontaneous applause. The flight attendant then approached. “Listen up, buster,” she replied in a harsh, icy tone. “I’m putting you in economy if you upset that girl again, no matter how many millions you have.”

James noticed the sparkle in the flight attendant’s eye as he opened his mouth to object. “I apologize,” he muttered.

“You don’t have to apologize to me!” said she.

After some time, Allison Jones, the large woman, reappeared, grinning and signing autographs for the other travelers. James shot to his feet to give her room to sit.

He smiled his most endearing smile and said, “Listen.” “I apologize if I offended you a little; I didn’t know who you were.”

James saw that Allison had the most stunning eyes when she turned to face him. It makes no difference who I am. Never, ever treat someone that way! Furthermore, you’re not sorry. If I wasn’t sort of famous, would you even be saying sorry? I mean, I can’t control my weight, but you can alter your mindset. Give up passing judgment on others.

James stopped talking, lowered himself back into his chair, and remained silent until their arrival in Portland.

My Colleague Came to My Date with Her 3 Kids in Tow & Ruined It – When I Confronted Her, She Boldly Said, ‘You Should Thank Me’

The night had everything I’d planned for: candlelight, wine, and the promise of a deeper connection. But when my colleague burst through the door with her kids in tow, the evening spiraled into a disaster I never expected and a truth I wasn’t prepared for.

The third date with Susan was supposed to be the charm. We’d met on Tinder — her profile was a perfect mix of witty banter and effortless beauty. After two great dates and a dreamy stroll in the park, I was ready to take things to the next level.

Couple on a date during sunset | Source: Pexels

Couple on a date during sunset | Source: Pexels

That night, I picked a cozy Italian restaurant tucked away from the usual hustle. It was the perfect backdrop for soft candlelight and deep conversation over wine and pasta.

Susan arrived in a navy dress that hugged her figure just right, her hair cascading over her shoulders. She smiled, and I thought, Wow, this might actually be something.

The waiter had just set down a basket of fresh bread when the sound of the door swinging open grabbed my attention. At first, I ignored it. But then I heard a familiar voice.

Couple on a fancy dinner date | Source: Midjourney

Couple on a fancy dinner date | Source: Midjourney

“Oh, hey, Rob! Fancy seeing you here!”

I froze mid-reach for the breadstick. Standing at the entrance, unmistakably Linda from accounting. Her bright floral dress clashed with the scene, but that wasn’t the real problem. No, the real problem was the three kids clinging to her, each armed with loud, sticky energy.

“Linda?” I managed, blinking.

She marched over with her kids toward our table. “You didn’t tell me you were coming here tonight!” she said.

Mother and her children walking into a restaurant | Source: Midjourney

Mother and her children walking into a restaurant | Source: Midjourney

Susan’s confused glance darted between Linda and me. “Friend of yours?” she asked, her tone cautious.

“Colleague,” I corrected, a forced smile plastered on my face as Linda plopped her kids into chairs at our table.

“It’s packed tonight,” Linda said, casually stealing a breadstick. “I figured we’d join you. You don’t mind, do you?”

Oh, I minded. I really minded.

Linda had always been an enigma. A single mom of three — ages two, eight, and 12 — from two failed relationships, she was equally magnetic and intimidating.

Woman walking into a fancy restaurant with her three children | Source: Midjourney

Woman walking into a fancy restaurant with her three children | Source: Midjourney

Around the office, she commanded attention with her sharp intellect and striking beauty, though she kept everyone at arm’s length. I admired her resilience, devotion to her kids, and ability to balance chaos with grace.

But that admiration was from afar — strictly professional. Besides, a woman like Linda? She’s completely out of my league.

But tonight, as she slid into the booth beside me with her kids, her aura wasn’t awe-inspiring. It was suffocating.

“Linda, what are you doing here?” I stammered, my voice low, my eyes darting toward Susan, whose confusion had quickly hardened into annoyance.

Tense man talking to two women at a dinner table in a restaurant | Source: Midjourney

Tense man talking to two women at a dinner table in a restaurant | Source: Midjourney

“Oh, don’t be silly,” Linda replied, casually placing her hand on mine. I instinctively pulled back. “You promised to watch the kids tonight, and here you are… having dinner with her?” She nodded toward Susan as if she were an unwelcome guest.

Susan’s mouth fell open. “Excuse me?” she said, her voice sharp.

Linda wasn’t fazed. “I mean, we’re a family.” She gestured to her children, now happily devouring the breadbasket. “The kids were so excited to see you tonight!”

“Linda, I never promised—”

Tense man talking to two women at a dinner table | Source: Midjourney

Tense man talking to two women at a dinner table | Source: Midjourney

She cut me off. “Really, Rob? You’re going to pretend this isn’t a thing in front of her?”

“Pretend what’s a thing?” Susan demanded, standing now, her face a mix of disbelief and fury.

Linda shrugged, a smug grin spreading across her face. “I didn’t mean to ruin your date, Susan. But you should know the kind of man you’re seeing. He’s been leading me — and the kids — on for months.”

My heart stopped. “What? Linda, stop this!” I hissed, glancing around. Other diners were starting to notice.

Susan grabbed her purse. “You two clearly have… unfinished business,” she snapped, glaring at me like I was something stuck to her shoe. She turned on her heel and stormed out.

I stood to follow her, but Linda’s toddler, an adorable baby girl, clung to my leg.

The restaurant went silent.

Toddler smiling while sitting in a restaurant | Source: Midjourney

Toddler smiling while sitting in a restaurant | Source: Midjourney

I turned to Linda, my voice barely contained. “What are you doing? You just ruined my date!”

She didn’t even flinch. Instead, she leaned back in her chair, her toddler now happily munching on a breadstick. “You should thank me.”

“Thank you?” I mumbled, my anger rising. “For what? Publicly humiliating me?”

Linda calmly pulled out her phone, scrolling with deliberate precision. “No. For saving you.”

“Saving me?” I stared at her like she’d lost her mind.

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Man with a confused expression | Source: Midjourney

She flipped the phone around, holding up an image. “Recognize this?”

I squinted at the screen. It was a grainy photo, but there was no mistaking the face.”That’s… Susan. Why are you showing me this?”

“This,” Linda said, zooming in on the photo, “is a mugshot.”

The words didn’t register at first. “A mugshot?”

Linda nodded, her expression grave. “My brother’s a cop. Last night, I stopped by the station to drop off some paperwork for him. While I was there, I noticed her face on the bulletin board. She’s wanted for fraud.”

“Fraud?” I echoed, my brain struggling to keep up.

Man with a confused expression during dinner | Source: Midjourney

Man with a confused expression during dinner | Source: Midjourney

“Yeah,” Linda continued. “She’s been conning men. Gets into relationships with them, gains their trust, and then scams them out of thousands. I didn’t put two and two together until I saw the picture you posted on Instagram before your date tonight. So, I called my brother, and — well, here we are. She’s probably being arrested as we speak.”

The room tilted, or maybe it was just me. “You’re joking.”

“I’m not,” she said, her tone softening. “Look, Rob, I know this was… a lot. But I couldn’t just stand by and let her take advantage of you. You’re a good guy. You don’t deserve that.”

For a moment, I couldn’t speak. The anger drained from me, replaced by something else — disbelief, confusion, maybe even gratitude. “Why didn’t you just… tell me? Why the whole spectacle?”

Man with a confused expression having a conversation with his coworker | Source: Midjourney

Man with a confused expression having a conversation with his coworker | Source: Midjourney

Linda sighed, her gaze flickering toward her kids. “I tried calling you before your date, but you didn’t answer. And once I saw you here, I panicked. I didn’t want her slipping away. I did what I thought was best.”

I sat back, rubbing my temples as the weight of her words settled in. “So… you’re saying Susan is—”

“Gone,” Linda finished, her voice firm. “And you’re welcome.”

I stared at her, my emotions swirling into chaos. If she was telling the truth, then maybe she’d saved me from disaster. But the way she’d done it? I wasn’t sure I could forgive that.

Tense, confused man with arms crossed, talking to his coworker in a fancy restaurant | Source: Midjourney

Tense, confused man with arms crossed, talking to his coworker in a fancy restaurant | Source: Midjourney

The realization hit me like a freight train. Susan — charming, witty, and gorgeous — was a scam artist. And Linda, with her kids and bold, chaotic interruption, had just saved me from walking straight into a disaster.

The table fell silent, the air thick with unspoken tension. For a moment, I couldn’t look at Linda. My mind was a whirlwind of conflicting emotions — gratitude, embarrassment, and something else I couldn’t quite name.

Then her eldest broke the silence, kicking his legs under the table. “Are we getting pizza or what?”

I couldn’t help it — I laughed. A real, unfiltered laugh that seemed to cut through the tension in the room.

Man laughing while seated at a dinner table | Source: Midjourney

Man laughing while seated at a dinner table | Source: Midjourney

Linda smirked, leaning back in her chair. “You know, Rob, you should thank me right about now.”

I shook my head, half-amused, half-exasperated. “You’re unbelievable.”

She shrugged. “And yet, here you are. Not scammed out of your life savings.”

As I looked at her — tired but radiant, her kids clearly hanging on her every word — I felt something shift. Linda wasn’t just the brave, maddening woman who had bulldozed into my evening; she was something more. She’d saved me tonight, but she’d also shown me what I’d been too blind to see.

Man and woman in a fancy restaurant having dinner | Source: Midjourney

Man and woman in a fancy restaurant having dinner | Source: Midjourney

“Linda,” I began, my voice steadier than I expected, “can I buy you dinner? All of you.”

She blinked, clearly caught off guard. “You want to buy us dinner? After all this?”

“Yeah,” I said, glancing at the kids. “I think you’ve earned it. And honestly? I could use the company.”

Her oldest grinned. “I vote pizza!”

Linda studied me, her expression softening. Then she smiled — a real, genuine smile that made something stir in my chest. “Alright, Rob. But only if you’re buying dessert, too.”

“Deal,” I said, grinning.

Man and woman sharing a happy moment | Source: Midjourney

Man and woman sharing a happy moment | Source: Midjourney

Two years later, Linda and I are still together. I’ve adopted her kids, and every day, they remind me what it means to love and be loved.

As for Linda? She still insists I should thank her for that night.

And every single day, I do.

Happy couple enjoying breakfast in their home | Source: Midjourney

Happy couple enjoying breakfast in their home | Source: Midjourney

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